skittlez98
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You cheated and still expect my respect? Really??
Joined: June 26, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 187584
Location: Jupiter
Gender: F
Joined: June 26, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 187584
Location: Jupiter
Gender: F
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Dear Disney,
TEENAGE GIRLS DO NOT DRESS LIKE THAT.
TEENAGE GIRLS DO NOT DRESS LIKE THAT.
We look
at
ourselves
and pick out any
feature,
physical or mental,
and criticize it.
Others look at us and pick out that very same feature,
and may think it’s the most beautiful thing
they’ve ever laid their eyes on.
It’s truly crazy how that is...
physical or mental,
and criticize it.
Others look at us and pick out that very same feature,
and may think it’s the most beautiful thing
they’ve ever laid their eyes on.
It’s truly crazy how that is...
Me: throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up
Friend: throwing handles at people who need to get a grip
Me: throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill
Friend: throwing scissors at people who need to cut it out
Me: throwing clocks at people who need to get with the times
Friend: throwing matches at people who need to get fired up
Me: throwing bricks at people to kill them
Friend: what
Me: what
Friend: throwing handles at people who need to get a grip
Me: throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill
Friend: throwing scissors at people who need to cut it out
Me: throwing clocks at people who need to get with the times
Friend: throwing matches at people who need to get fired up
Me: throwing bricks at people to kill them
Friend: what
Me: what
Mom: Charlie come downstairs for dinner.
Me: Okay let me just log off of my computer.
Mom: What?
Me: I said I'll be down in a minute!
Mom: Honey, I can't hear you. You need to speak up.
Me: I SAID I WILL BE DOWNSTAIRS WHEN I GET OFF MY COMPUTER.
Mom: DON'T YOU DARE USE THAT TONE OF VOICE WITH ME, YOUNG MAN.
I WAS NOT SLAPPING YOU IN THE FACE!
I WAS SIMPLY HIGH FIVEING YOU IN THE FACE
I WAS SIMPLY HIGH FIVEING YOU IN THE FACE
That awkward moment
When you mispell your
name
A real
bestfriend
makes your
family
question your
sexuality
