slender

Status: I can see you.
Joined: April 28, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 358722
Location: Behind you
List of people that I am stalking:-

1. You

2. 5 seconds of Summer

3.Sparkles_Bread  

4.OmmnommGuy

5. Tori10176

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emilygm* 1 decade ago
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Hey there, Slendy! My friend is a huge fan of you :D
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slender 1 decade ago
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Hey person! What's your friends name then?
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emilygm* 1 decade ago
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Her name's Elisa and it's her birthday. She doesn't have a Witty though :(
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Lifehappens 1 decade ago
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Hey Slenderman! I thought you only stalked children??
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slender 1 decade ago
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No. I prefer stalking children but anyone will do
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NightSparklez 1 decade ago
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xD hello Slender!
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chickittylover 1 decade ago
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"slender starting following you"
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slender 1 decade ago
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Yes. Hello
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Pardon_Moi 1 decade ago
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slender 1 decade ago
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Yes you are. everyone is scared of me
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*silvergirl* 1 decade ago
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Hey Slendy
How is the stalking going?
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slender 1 decade ago
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Yup, Stalking is very good. How about you?
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*silvergirl* 1 decade ago
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Decent! So how do you kill your victims?
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slender 1 decade ago
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I penetrate them with my many tentacles. Then eat them
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*silvergirl* 1 decade ago
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Seems legit! Do you suggest I try it?
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slender 1 decade ago
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No. They don't taste very nice but in a forest you've gotta make do. You lucky people can just go to a shop and buy nutella and other tasty things but I have to catch my food. It is sad. 0
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*silvergirl* 1 decade ago
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Well next time I am in the woods I will bring you some Nutella to slather on your victims
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slender 1 decade ago
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How kind! Just remember to tell me not to kill you, ok? That would be a horrible mistake. 0
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*silvergirl* 1 decade ago
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Ok sounds good
So looking for a wife?
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slender 1 decade ago
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Yeah. Being a slendy really puts some people off. I can't imagine why! Maybe it's the face
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*silvergirl* 1 decade ago
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Awe would you like me to marry you?
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slender 1 decade ago
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That would be nice but I think you could do better.
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*silvergirl* 1 decade ago
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Naw our faces are both different so that is why we should get married
Yours is plain mine is just eh
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slender 1 decade ago
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Sounds like a plan! Your face isn't eh! It's nice.
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*silvergirl* 1 decade ago
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Awe Slendy you're too nice :)
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slender 1 decade ago
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You know, you're the first person ever to say that to me. Usually they just scream. and then I have to kill them to stop them screaming because I have screamophobia. It's a sad life. 0
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*silvergirl* 1 decade ago
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Well next time I am in the woods I will bring you some Nutella to slather on your victims
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tacosliketoparty 1 decade ago
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*crosses my fingers and closes my eyes*
please be behind me
please be behind me
please be behind me
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slender 1 decade ago
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hehehe. turn around now and you may be a very happy person.
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tacosliketoparty 1 decade ago
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I am happy, talking to you.. finally.
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slender 1 decade ago
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Yay
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tacosliketoparty 1 decade ago
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I love slender though.
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slender 1 decade ago
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aww!!! How sweet! only one other person has ever said that to me
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RawrKatYeah 1 decade ago
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Heey slendy :D Umm.. How are you.. um you know stalking people? lol
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slender 1 decade ago
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Heey person. O .I'm good thanks stalking is ok. How about you?
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Deadmau5 1 decade ago
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life is great, slendy. how is yours..? yknow, stalking people and all the works.
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slender 1 decade ago
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Yeah. I suppose it's Ok. Stalking isn't all it's cracked up to be! I Used to have fun but now loads of people come and trespass in my home wood so naturally I have to kill them. O
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Deadmau5 1 decade ago
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oh so it IS you
hello slendy
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slender 1 decade ago
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Yes it is me. Hello person. How is life?
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Deadmau5 1 decade ago
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will the real slen slendy please stand up?
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slender 1 decade ago
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*I stand up*
Now what?
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eye 1 decade ago
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Eye started following you..... Hehehe the student becomes the stalker! Mwahahahaha
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slender 1 decade ago
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Nooooo. No one stalks slendy! I stalk you
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eye 1 decade ago
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Ma username said different!
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slender 1 decade ago
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Well your username must be wrong then! :O
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eye 1 decade ago
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Well news flash I'm never wrong! Mwahahaha! :D
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slender 1 decade ago
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Well you're just an eye without a brain. Therefore all your answers are invalid. :O
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eye 1 decade ago
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Touche! However eye started following you first. So therefor you are followingyet are the followed and ur folloing the folloing witch also makes me a folloie and its a circle. We both follow and are followed
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eye 1 decade ago
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Oh my god! I spelled sooooo frigging many words wrong in that reply it aint even funny!
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slender 1 decade ago
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Well that was an interesting reply! But I suppose you're right. Do you normally spell well?
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eye 1 decade ago
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Ha! I never spell well! In school I don't think I ever passed a single spelling test! Spelling is my kryptonite! I'm lucky if I can spell my name right 24/7! XD
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slender 1 decade ago
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Oh dear. I've always been pretty good at spelling. You won't find a single mistake on any of my notes
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gucci prince* 1 decade ago
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Are you really slenderman?
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slender 1 decade ago
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Yes, yes I am
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gucci prince* 1 decade ago
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Ohhh, that's cool.
Who are you stalking right nw? xD
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slender 1 decade ago
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Tom Cruise, Daniel Radcliffe, Ed Sheeran, Justin Bieber, You and One direction. I'm just wondering which one to kill--... I mean say Hi to first.
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sunshineandhappiness* 1 decade ago
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I see how dan and ed just happen to be there ;)
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slender 1 decade ago
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Yes, they are some of my personal favourites. It was soo fun to hear ed scream before I ate him.
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gucci prince* 1 decade ago
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Oh but don't kill me xD
Btw thanks for the follow :)
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slender 1 decade ago
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I'll try not to. Yeah and thank you too! O
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Pesadilla 1 decade ago
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i heard the slenderman game is based on a real story.
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slender 1 decade ago
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Yup. That's my life!
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Pesadilla 1 decade ago
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it must be cool stalking little girls. what do you even do to them once you catch them?
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slender 1 decade ago
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That's a secret I can never reveal. Come into my wood and I might show you.
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Pesadilla 1 decade ago
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that sounds exciting.
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slender 1 decade ago
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You bet it is! So yeah, you can join me any time you like. O
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Pesadilla 1 decade ago
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only if i get to move faster than you~
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caoimhs289 1 decade ago
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Thanks for the follow ;)
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slender 1 decade ago
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No problem. Following people is a hobby
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caoimhs289 1 decade ago
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And stalking?
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slender 1 decade ago
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Yeah... Mainly stalking
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caoimhs289 1 decade ago
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Who you stalking now eh?
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slender 1 decade ago
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You!!! And about everyone else in the world. I'm just that skilful
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caoimhs289 1 decade ago
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Such a multitasker! That's incredible . So you're like in my wardrobe?
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slender 1 decade ago
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Maybe... maybe not that would be telling wouldn't it???
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spence* 1 decade ago
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thanks for following me<33
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slender 1 decade ago
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No problem. I enjoy following people
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spence* 1 decade ago
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Are you a stalker or something?
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slender 1 decade ago
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Yes. How did you guess???
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spence* 1 decade ago
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Hahaha ok xDD just a lucky guess (:
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slender 1 decade ago
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Ok, have a nice day. But don't look behind you. 0
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spence* 1 decade ago
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Thanks, ok I will try not too (;
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*Death* 1 decade ago
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http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6758365
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slender 1 decade ago
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Wow!!! Thanks!!!
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*silvergirl* 1 decade ago
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You followed me
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slender 1 decade ago
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Yes. Yes I did. Is there something wrong with that?
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*silvergirl* 1 decade ago
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Nope,
You are slender man
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slender 1 decade ago
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Yup. Slendy's the name, stalking's the game
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*silvergirl* 1 decade ago
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Are you following me in the woods?
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slender 1 decade ago
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If you're in the woods then yes. but if you're in your house i'm there. Either way dont look behind you
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*silvergirl* 1 decade ago
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I am considering taking up stalking as a career
How is it?
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slender 1 decade ago
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It is very recreational, however its more a hobby than a job. If you want to stalk someone for money become a hitman or join the intelligence services
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*silvergirl* 1 decade ago
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I think I will be an assisan ninja
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slender 1 decade ago
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Good choice.
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*silvergirl* 1 decade ago
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Killing mixed with stalking
So how do you feel about he whole no face thing?
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slender 1 decade ago
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Its rather sad. But of course I can't show i'm sad cos I have no mouth to frown with. People used to laugh at me in school so I took them to a scary wood and stalked them. My life kinda escalated from there
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*silvergirl* 1 decade ago
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Hmm
That's very touching
What about the octopus tentacle thingies
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slender 1 decade ago
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They're great!!! I can multi-task now!!! I can make dinner, whilst reading a book and attacking someone!!! What more could you ask for?? How's life with only two arms???
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*silvergirl* 1 decade ago
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I can make dinner and text at the same time, other than that, sad
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slender 1 decade ago
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Oh poor you. 0
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*silvergirl* 1 decade ago
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So are you still following me
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slender 1 decade ago
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Yup. I can tell you that I am somewhere where you are but you don't know where I am.
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*silvergirl* 1 decade ago
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I am behind you right now!
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slender 1 decade ago
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Ahahaha!!! No one sneaks up on slender!!! I sneak up on you. hehehehehe
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pervey_sage_girl 1 decade ago
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heya slender man :D
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slender 1 decade ago
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Hello. How is life.
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pervey_sage_girl 1 decade ago
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pretty ok?? wbu? still stalking those children?? :)
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slender 1 decade ago
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Yeah, children are getting kinda boring now. I might move onto an older age group. Completely unrelated question: how old are you???
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maximum_ride 1 decade ago
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Just reading these comments I'm laughing my head off.
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slender 1 decade ago
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Why thank you.
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