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Joined: November 25, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: October 10
user id: 135981
Location: San Diego, CA, baby!
Gender: F

Hey there
So my name is Muna and that's all you need to know :)

Quotes by smarterthanthou

H a k u n a   M a t a t a
It means no worries, for the rest of your days.


when your friend gives you a cookie: Aw, thanks!
When your best friend gives you a cookie: What did you do to it?

what if Oprah was your mom:

me: hi mom good morning
Oprah: hi sweety I made you breakfast!
me: oh thanks mom where is i--

“Don’t eat raw cookie dough” is the food equivalent to “Please read the Terms and Conditions.”
You've got something on your butt ...... my eyes
what if you hit your alarm clock one morning and it hits you back
You're douchier than a douche bag
You're a douche satchel

Before shaving my legs: i don’t want to no they’re not that prickly ITS FINE I’LL JUST WEAR SWEAT PANTS FOREVER NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY LEGS ANYWAY
After shaving my legs: praise jesus i am such a sexual creature everyone should be stroking my legs why didn’t i do this earlier
Sister: Do you know how many calories are in that?
Me: Do you know how many f*cks I give?
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