smarterthanthou

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Joined: November 25, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: October 10
user id: 135981
Location: San Diego, CA, baby!
Gender: F
 



 
Hey there
So my name is Muna and that's all you need to know :)



Quotes by smarterthanthou

 

 

 

 

 

The awkward moment when

 

you scream, "You're not my real ladder!" to your stepladder

 

 

 

 

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6 probably spread that 7-8-9 rumor
to cover up the things 6 and 9 do together

nmq

Nobody likes the guy who stands in the corner of the elevator, hoarding the buttons.
who asks; "what floor?"
And smiles, like he's doing you a favor and you're all;
I WANNA HIT THE DAMN BUTTON

 

SIGNS YOU'RE FALLING IN LOVE:
-You'll   read  his  texts   over  and  over
-You  walk  really  slowly  when  you're  with  him
- You   pretend  to  be  shy  when  you're  with  him
-While  thinking 
about  him  you're  heart  beats  faster
-By  listening  to   his   voice,    you  smile  for  no  reason
-You  get  high  off  his  smell
-  He  becomes  all  you  think  about
-You   realize  you're  always  smiling  when  you  think  of  him

-Even  though  there  was  no  specific  person  in   mind,  you   were  thinking  about  him


Dress everyday
  like you're going to get murdered in those clothes.

▌DRAKE AND JOSH # 6


Josh: I must be dreaming. Pinch me!

Drake: I'm not pinching any part of you.



▌DRAKE AND JOSH # 5


Josh: [to his date] I forgot whether you'd asked for regular or diet soda, so I went for the diet because you're a model, so you're probably watching your figure...I mean, not that you need to watch your figure, I mean, you have a great body...I mean, not that I was looking at it, I was just...I was just...aw, jeez!


▌DRAKE AND JOSH # 4


Drake: What are you doing in MY room?

Josh: This is the living room. And, uh *points at himself*...LIVIN'!



▌DRAKE AND JOSH # 3


Josh: I hope you go bald!

Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!

Josh: You take that back!



▌DRAKE AND JOSH # 2


Josh: You want a mouthful of fist?!

Drake: You want a buttful of foot?!



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