smarterthanthou
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Joined: November 25, 2010
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: October 10
user id: 135981
Location: San Diego, CA, baby!
Gender: F
Joined: November 25, 2010
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: October 10
user id: 135981
Location: San Diego, CA, baby!
Gender: F
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The awkward moment when
you scream, "You're not my real ladder!" to your stepladder
.
6 probably spread that 7-8-9
rumor
to cover up the
things 6 and 9 do together
♥
nmq
Nobody
likes the guy who stands in the corner of the elevator, hoarding
the buttons.
who
asks; "what floor?"
And smiles, like he's doing you
a favor and you're all;
I WANNA HIT THE DAMN
BUTTON
SIGNS
YOU'RE
FALLING IN LOVE:
-You'll read his texts over and over
-You walk really slowly when you're with him
- You pretend to be shy when you're with him
-While thinking about him you're heart beats faster
-By listening to his voice, you smile for no reason
-You get high off his smell
- He becomes all you think about
-You realize you're always smiling when you think of him
-Even though there was no specific person in mind, you were thinking about him
-You'll read his texts over and over
-You walk really slowly when you're with him
- You pretend to be shy when you're with him
-While thinking about him you're heart beats faster
-By listening to his voice, you smile for no reason
-You get high off his smell
- He becomes all you think about
-You realize you're always smiling when you think of him
-Even though there was no specific person in mind, you were thinking about him
Dress
everyday
like you're going to get murdered in those
clothes.
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AND JOSH # 6▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
Josh: I must be dreaming. Pinch me!
Drake: I'm not pinching any part of you.
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Josh: I must be dreaming. Pinch me!
Drake: I'm not pinching any part of you.
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Josh: [to his date] I forgot whether you'd asked for regular or diet soda, so I went for the diet because you're a model, so you're probably watching your figure...I mean, not that you need to watch your figure, I mean, you have a great body...I mean, not that I was looking at it, I was just...I was just...aw, jeez!
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Josh: [to his date] I forgot whether you'd asked for regular or diet soda, so I went for the diet because you're a model, so you're probably watching your figure...I mean, not that you need to watch your figure, I mean, you have a great body...I mean, not that I was looking at it, I was just...I was just...aw, jeez!
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AND JOSH # 4▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
Drake: What are you doing in MY room?
Josh: This is the living room. And, uh *points at himself*...LIVIN'!
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Drake: What are you doing in MY room?
Josh: This is the living room. And, uh *points at himself*...LIVIN'!
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AND JOSH # 3▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: You take that back!
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Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: You take that back!
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AND JOSH # 2▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
Josh: You want a mouthful of fist?!
Drake: You want a buttful of foot?!
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Josh: You want a mouthful of fist?!
Drake: You want a buttful of foot?!
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