smarterthanthou
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Joined: November 25, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: October 10
user id: 135981
Location: San Diego, CA, baby!
Gender: F
Joined: November 25, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: October 10
user id: 135981
Location: San Diego, CA, baby!
Gender: F
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OK isn't just
a stick person,
it's a
stick person
who fell
over.
But he's going to be
OK.
just
me?
I have to fill every. Single. Waffle square.
nmf
I have to fill every. Single. Waffle square.
nmf
just
me?
when I was a kid I thought the thesaurus was a dinosaur.
nmf
when I was a kid I thought the thesaurus was a dinosaur.
nmf
If they ever make a movie about a couple being
haunted by yogurt,
it
should be called "Paranormal Activia."
♥
It's always a little uncomfortable
when someone compliments you on the length of your hair. What are
you supposed to say; 'Thanks, I grew it
myself'?
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It's funny how animals respond to the tone of words and not the words themselves,
If you screamed "GET OVER HERE FLUFFY I LOVE YOU" at it, it would run away and hide,
but if you sweetly and softly tell it to "Come here so I can break your legs and put you in a stew"
it'll probably
walk right over ♥
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nmf.
It's funny how animals respond to the tone of words and not the words themselves,
If you screamed "GET OVER HERE FLUFFY I LOVE YOU" at it, it would run away and hide,
but if you sweetly and softly tell it to "Come here so I can break your legs and put you in a stew"
it'll probably
walk right over ♥
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nmf.
fave if You think Mad Libs are really
[adjective]
credit to
amirite
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The first war started must have been fueled by a lot of hate. "But sir, can't we just see if we can settle this over a competitive game of Checkers?" "NO! People have to die!"
nmf
nmq
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The first war started must have been fueled by a lot of hate. "But sir, can't we just see if we can settle this over a competitive game of Checkers?" "NO! People have to die!"
nmf
nmq
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