smashy21

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Joined: January 1, 2012
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Quotes by smashy21

all the people in the wizard world are crimals my reasons are 
you can inpersonat everyone for an hour with a little drink
you can become invisable with a bit of cloth 
you can kill a man with a couple of words 
you can make a man do anything you want with a word 

who still wants to go to hogworts now 
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the awkwrd moment when you are in your room and you are ment to be doing your homework 
then you mum walks in 
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my timetable to do after school 
get home
do homework
clean up
do tea
get my sister ready for bed
get her in to bed
wait for mum to get home
then go on witty and twitter

what i really do
get home
start to do homework
go on witty and twitter
wait for mum to get home
let her deal with eveything  

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have you ever had the moment when the guy or girl you like asked you for a pen or pencil so you say yeah here you go. so you give them the one you have in your hand then you realise you just gave your only pen or pencil yo her or him . comment on what you would have done next
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just been out to a meal with all my family and my cousin was on his stateboard in the car park then his girlfrind goes im going to be a nurse tonight. dirty or not 
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y is it teachers want to punish you when you have not got a hair tie  but giving you a rubber band 
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what is the point of a door if you are just going to wake in anyway 
what is the point od knocking on a door if you are just going to wake in anyway
favorite if anyone in your family does this 
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the awkward moment when someone askes you what  you are thinking but you arnt thinking of anything 
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the mini heart attact you get if you miss a step on the stairs 
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