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READ ITS FUNNY!


heyy i was just thinking of this...last week in school a kid letss say george tries slamming a boys locker lets say benjamins locker, so benjamin booked him and georges binder opens up and everything goes everywhere, so george spends the whole period of bioligy fixing his binder, when george is done he decides to tell this girl lets call her sabrina stuipid in 3 different languadges. so sabrina takes his binder and throws it on the floor and everything went everywhere again! u had to be there it was so funny!

add to favs - #422071 by smilesxallover on December 29, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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A.) Put your music player on shuffle
B.) Press forward for each question.
C.) Use the song title as the answer to the question.
D.) NO CHEATING!!!
E.) When done, add a quote with your
answers on it!


1.) How am I feeling today? 
       crazy for you - madonna
2.) Where will I get married? 
paper plane-m.i.a. LOL

3.) What is my best ... friend's theme song? 
jessies girl-rick sprringfield


4.) What is school like?
tailor made - colbie caillay

5.) What is the best thing about you? 

one step at a time - jordin sparks

6.) How is today going to be?
truly madly deeply - cascada

7.) What is in store for this weekend?
bubbly- colbie caillat ahh so truee

8.) What song describes your parents?.
What christmas means to me - jessica simpson

9.) How is my life going?

midnight bottle - colbie caillat (not really)


10.) What song will they play at my funeral? 
The world should revolve around me - little jackie

11.) How does the world see me?
rule the world - i guess i am a leader!

12.) What do my friends really think of me? 

head over heals - go gos

13) Who absolutly loves me?
jealous enimies - dark captain ( umm excellent)

14) How can I make myself happy? 
You'll never see me again

15.) What should I do with my life?
feelings show - colbie caillat ok?


16.) Will I ever have children?
so what - pink umm not so good


17.) What is some good advice?

realize - colbie caillat


18.) What do I think my current theme song is? 
little things - colbie caillat sooo truee

19.) What does everyone else think my
current theme song is?
Greatest day - bowling for soup cool(:



20.)What type of men do you like?:

tattoo - jordin sparks  umm whats tht suppossed to mean?



21.) Will you get married?:

wanted to be

22.) What should I do with my love life?
check yes julliet - we the kings

23.) Where will you live? 
shut up and let me go - ting tings umm tht makes sense?

add to favs - #413712 by smilesxallover on December 24, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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A friend will tell you your chewing your gum too loudly,
but a best friend will go right up to her best friends
damn crush and chew it in his face so he will ask
her for gum...
LOL 1/2 true stroy

add to favs - #397106 by smilesxallover on December 17, 2008 filed under flirty - get code - report quote

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i miss being a kid. u no wat idc wat ppl think of me ANYMORE... -begining of school
i love being myself. i play mission impossible in the hallways with my bffls!- now

add to favs - #395485 by smilesxallover on December 16, 2008 filed under advice - get code - report quote

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i don't care what people think of me:

I am going back to being a kid;
and doing what kids do best...
I am not going to run into a boys arms;
I am going to run to my moms arms...
I am not going to get in a fight over who kissed who;
I am going to get in a fight about my pink crayon...
I am not going to get high on drugs;
I am going to get high on sugar...
I am not going to cry about a broken heart;
I am going to cry about a scraped knee.




credit to alilovesyou

I just changed it up a little(:
i love love love this quote!

i already posted this but i just cant get enough of it
rate high if i am not alone!!!

add to favs - #390765 by smilesxallover on December 14, 2008 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

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TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW!
( no cheating! you have to leave it the way you put it )
add on to the list!:

juaqcdobg - jacob
bhyfriuytytaewdnmjktuy-brittany

bbriittssey01q12- britsey01 (my names brittany too so i put my account name!)
jkastyie-Katie lol close lol
gabvbvytty-gabbyy i havee reall good skill i was off just a littleee(:
renee~Oh yea! i had my friend do it for me ^^^^^^ this person
franki - Franki!! lol
alexiks-alexis! hah darn!
tg9ip;pl;9i2q1wujh -gillian
aZnnie-  annie OMG so close!
  mde.,kizxzAZ-Melissa
ijuernmn yu- 
jenny! lol dang i stink at this(:
talia-talia and i swear to god i did not cheat
liasznas --- Liana!
rose -- rose! ah! idk how i did that
zx nsdtazsia- anastasia..? i trieeedd:

c hristine~ Christine XD <333

jker4asnnine ~ jeannine at least the end looks good
gvlolria - Gloria. haha
ericvas- erica. ha ha ha wow
catiked-catie!
JJ - JJ oh what now lol(:
Jennifer- jennifer. . . hey i didnt cheattt typing with ur elbows easyy!! 4 mehh ha
keaana-Keana haha i was madd closee
haioleuy-Hailey
cassie--oh yeaaa i got it! ----try it with your nose next! its soo much fun!
allk8ie-allie!
Erin- Erin HA didnt cheat ive got pointy elbows!!
kii9sw5t3ehb - kirsten wow not even close!!

add to favs - #390164 by smilesxallover on December 13, 2008 filed under friendship - get code - report quote

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buddy the elf
whats you favorite color?


no credit!

add to favs - #383765 by smilesxallover on December 10, 2008 filed under holiday - get code - report quote

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a&b-dont say bad things
c-b4uuxnoelle
d-i hate wittyprofiles
e-dumb paris
f-omg witty profiles rockss
g-omg i love this quote
go to google.com

click images

then type in anything you want

then in the address bar at the top of the screen
 
paste this;;


javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200;DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style;DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin (R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5;DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

h-any requests??
i-eijrnrwhbin24hnuin1
j-HEY LEXI LOVE U
k-HEY LEXI LOVE U
l-add on to this heart <3
m-omg is this good enough? omg is this good enough?
n- lkoo pu tereh tis a bdir! haaahh
o-ok so the backround is white and the color is black
p-"didnt know where to put it"
q-sinscerly -- noelle
r-GO TO WALMART
s-SPAMMMM
t- if u dont send this to 10 ppl santa s gunna come and eat u

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add to favs - #383199 by smilesxallover on December 10, 2008 filed under school - get code - report quote

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go to google.com

click images

then type in anything you want

then in the address bar at the top of the screen
 
paste this;;


javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200;DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style;DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin (R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5;DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

add to favs - #383176 by smilesxallover on December 10, 2008 filed under famous - get code - report quote

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Fact number one:
Boys tend to get more
nervous than girls do!

add to favs - #380218 by smilesxallover on December 08, 2008 filed under advice - get code - report quote

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