smileyicecream

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Joined: May 25, 2011
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I speak now, Pottermore, directly to you. You have permitted my friends to enter your site rather than face me yourself. I shall wait for one hour in my inbox. If, at the end of that hour, you have not come to me, have not given me my email, then battle recommences. This time, I shall enter the fray myself, Pottermore, and I shall find you, and I shall punish every last man, woman, and child who has tried to conceal you from me. One hour. 
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If Harry was a Hufflepuff, he would have FOUND all the horcruxes in the first two pages. (: you pigfarts folks know what im talking about!
 
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Don't make love by the garden gate, cause love is blind but the neighbors aint. (:
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I love how people think every girls dream is to find the perfect guy. pshh every girls dream is to eat without getting fat!! (:
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Random mean girl: What a nerd!
Me: he's probably gonna be your boss one day.
Nerd: No I don't plan on being a pimp.
Whole Class: Ohhhhh burnn!!!!!
(:

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"I wasn't that drunk!"
"Dude, you threw a sock at a midget and yelled 'Dobby, your free!'"
(:
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<"/ phineas
c"| ferb
( bannanna
(: 
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I’ll lean on you and you lean on me and we’ll be okay.
-Dave Matthews Band 
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So, I was on facebook, and i noticed a friend of mine liked "Disney gave me unrealistic expectations of men" and it got me thinking...why do girls automatically assume they deserve the best guy in the world cause they were born with lady parts? They can be like the worst possible girl ever and their mad they dont have a "Prince Charming"?

NEWS FLASH TO ALL GIRLS
You have to look and act like a princess to deserve a guy who looks and acts like a prince.

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Voldemort : I learned something when I got my body back,
I learn that life it’s really messy, complicated, and
doesn’t turn out the way you think it will. You think
that killing people might make them like you, but it
doesn’t, it just makes people dead. I got killed by a
two year old, it’s really embarrassing, and people get
like ‘When you’re gonna come back Voldemort’ ,‘When
you gonna take over the world ?’, It’s on me, it’s all
on me. I sit there all by myself because nobody wants
to help, and I say to myself, maybe with Quirrell things
would be ok.
Quirrell: Is ok good?
Voldemort: Quirrell, ok is wonderful .....

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