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Status: R.I.P MCR; 2001 - 2013
Joined: November 23, 2011
Last Seen: 3 years
Birthday: November 25
user id: 242073
Location: Local shadowhunting instatute







Aloha Mundane, i'm neasa
 
Greetings, from the irish Institute of Shadowhunting. 
My name is Neasa (Neh - sa)
I'm 14 years old and One direction = everything.
Ii'm married to James Carstairs, Draco Malfoy, Louis Tomlinson, Toby Cavanugh 
and Dan Howelll.
I apllogize in advance for my spelling and had to understand lanaguage i use,
i'm sorta awkward like that.
I'm awkward typing in these little boxes too so i llike drawing, 
books(I have an extensive reading list), Quoting things, Anime, Maroon 5,
One direction, Youtubers, animals, tumblr, Pretty Little Liars, Gllee,
Tea, Marshalll lee, Ed sheeran,Panic! at the disco,
My chemical Romance,Mayday Parade,
and Alll time low.
Thank you for visiting my profiile, clicking that follow button
would be appriecated :3
Follow my tumblr? c:

 

 

Quotes by .*





Me: -Mentions any sort of male that i am not related to-
Friends: OooooooooooooooooooooooOoOO

Little kids were asked what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Toby: 
A veternarian so i can help pets get better.
Sophie: a baseball player because baseball is fun.
Violet: a chef because i like to cook.
Isabella: a ballerina because i love to dance.
David: a fireman since i like explosions and fire.
Lyalla:  a ballerina because i like when they dance.
Anthony: a jet flyer! They're cool.
Albert: a person who stays at home and does nothing.

everyone will be looking at Albert thinking ''Oh he's soo like me'' but to be honest my main concern is david..
 

Some people have lives;
some people have music.
will grayson, will grayson.

 
Can people please stop b.tching about witty famous people?
Not all witty famous people use quotes from tumblr or other websites, some make them up, and if they do
does it really matter that much?
Most of the ones that do put tumblr in the tags. Some have 
disclaimers on their pages. 

YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE THEIR QUOTES
IF YOU FEEL ITS UNORIGANAL.


 
Am i the only one
on witty that
actually
likes math?



OKAY. THIS ISN'T REALLY
A QUOTE BUT I JUST
GOT ONE DIRECTION
TICKETS FOR THEIR 
TOUR NEXT YEAR.


WORDS CANNOT
DESCRIBE HOW 
I FEEL RIGHT NOW.

 


Happy birthday
to 
Jack & Finn Harries.


-Me when i'm going to study a night before a big test-
Me: ​​ ​
Okay lets start.
Brain: Oh lets not understand anything about that.
Stomach: I'm Hungry.
Hand: Oh no i've forgotten how to hold a pencil.
Bladder: I wanna pee.
Desk: I've just become insanely messy.
Schoolbag: woops i've just swallowed all the study notes and pencils.
Uterus: Period time!
Me: Okay i'll try again in an hour.
Witty: Oh baby no you won't.

 






WHAT I'M GOOD AT;
- sleeping.
-eating.
-making every you say dirty.








Castiel: *watching p..rn.*
Castiel:  This is very complex.
Castiel: If the pizza man truely loves this baby sitter...why does he keep slapping her rear?
Castiel: Perhaps she's done something wrong.

*later on.*
Castiel: *Kisses meg*
Castiel: I learned that from the pizza man.




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