smileyriley126

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Hi I'm Riley.
Trust? years to earn.
seconds to break.

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does anyone like my profile picture on here? /:

& GUYS are like
lava lamps;
they're fun to look at
but,
just not so
bright

 

old quote of mine*

Today In Language Arts..
we we're teaching my teacher how to jerk and dougie

 

i survived the
2011 chicago
blizzard

he broke up with me for her
because her friends told him to
dump me for her
the sad thing is that
he actually listened to them
and she asked me if i was mad
and i said yes i'm so mad
because you don't care if anyone
else is happy but yourself.
she was speechless.
he still texts me and
i don't know what i
should do anymore

That Awkward Moment
when you get out of the shower
and there is no towel
-facebook

Katy Perry's
Friday Night
must have been pretty
EPIC

This blonde went to the pizza place and ordered a pizza. The pizza guy asked her if she wanted it cut into six pieces or twelve.

Oh, six,” she said. “I could never eat twelve pieces.”


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A senior in college took his blonde girlfriend to a football game. As the game started, he said, "Watch the guy wearing number 15. I expect him to be our best man next year."

"Oh, Honey," she said. "That's such a cleaver way to propose. I accept!"

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who else had heard the song;
lazy song by bruno mars
and thought wow only he can sing a song about nothing and make it great.
i lmao at the part where they girl said OMG this is great!