A Guy Liked A
Girl;
He followed her everywhere she
went. So the girl decided to ask him one
day;
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I
think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? Are you sure? You
haven't even met my friend yet. She's
prettier than me and she's right behind
you.
-Boy turns
around-
Boy: Are you making fun of me?
There's nobody behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me,
you wouldn't even of bothered to look
back.