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soccaxplaya012
Member Since:Sat Nov 8 2008 14:14:25 EST
AIM SN:kayleex0ox12
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About: i have my ways (: but usually im pretty calm just ask my friends (youll get a different story ) :D  

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Dear Soccer Ball,

              <3   Thank you for being there when that stupid idotic bassdtard broke my heart. Playing with you, i was able to get through it and *focus* on things that really matter to me, like playing soccer and
b e a t i n g the crap out of all the guys. Now i can get the joy of watching their [[defeated]] faces when i b e a t them instead of not b e a t i n g them so that my boyfriend wouldn't get mad at me for
b e a t i n g his friends. All in all Soccer Ball, you are my true hero.

Love,
Me.



sorry if the coloring is bad. i tried.
Playing Soccer Is What Is Important In Life.
Hate it and Die or
Love it and Play

add to favs - #449839 by soccaxplaya012 on January 07, 2009 filed under sports - get code - report quote

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i said shush girl, shut your lips
do the Helen Keller, and talk with your hips.



stuck in my head right now (:

add to favs - #448520 by soccaxplaya012 on January 06, 2009 filed under lyrics - get code - report quote

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do you know when you are in a public bathroom and its kinda cool cuz your're alone......  and then soemone comes in when you're in the middle of peeing and its soooooooooooooooooooooo     AWKWARD!!!!!  ???





rate high         NOW!  my friend thought of this, this was here...

GOTTA PEE, hope its not too awkward.......

add to favs - #430734 by soccaxplaya012 on December 31, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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aren't you still afraid thta when you are going up the stairs at night that there is someone behind you that is trying to kill you!!!!

i am.

rate high if u know my language

add to favs - #430688 by soccaxplaya012 on December 31, 2008 filed under advice - get code - report quote

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Try This:
When you get a sales call:
answer it and say:
"Can I sing you a song?"
and start singingthe song you have stuck in your head....



my brother did this once. it was soo funny. now
my family always does itwhenever a sales person calls.

add to favs - #423220 by soccaxplaya012 on December 29, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Im not just another dumb blonde,


im THE dumb blonde




its somebody elses quote,
saw it on quote fight,
just added the second part

add to favs - #410391 by soccaxplaya012 on December 23, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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PROUDTOSAY:
im still afraid of my basement


mine, all true

add to favs - #404664 by soccaxplaya012 on December 21, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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If you can't go a single day without him being on your mind,

[ [ m a y b e   h e 's   s u p p o s e d   t o   b e   t h e r e ]]


you sit there alone, waiting for him to realize you're meant to be...

         but  just keep in mind that not every love story has a happy ending...
                

add to favs - #402198 by soccaxplaya012 on December 20, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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sure;; Edward Cullen    is hott


-->> but JASPER still powns.



rate this high if Jasper makes you laugh :D

add to favs - #402151 by soccaxplaya012 on December 20, 2008 filed under famous - get code - report quote

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screw h u m a n s.
its all about the vampires now.
<3 Edward Cullen <3
Twilight.
New Moon.
Eclipse.
Breaking Dawn.
Midnight Sun.

isn't it cool how Twilight has its own colors just like Chirstmas??

two quotes in one.
just thought to put them together.
100 % mineee

add to favs - #382198 by soccaxplaya012 on December 09, 2008 filed under famous - get code - report quote

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