starbucks
cashier: how can i help you me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack
position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and
apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special
summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in
defense position. i set credit card face down and end my
turn.
this guy at my school
put 20 dollars into the vending machine to buy cheetos and he
got 380 nickels back a teacher had to take him to the office bc
he was crying so hard
DO YOU EVER LOOK AT
SOMEONE AND REALIZE THAT LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM IS
PERFECT THEIR EYES ARE PERFECT THEIR NOSE IS PERFECT THEIR
MOUTH IS PERFECT THEIR HAIR IS PERFECT THEIR BUTT IS PERFECT
THEIR NECK IS PERFECT THEIR HANDS ARE PERFECT THEIR FEET ARE
PERFECT CONGRATULATIONS ON EVERY FÜCKING
THING