soccerelle

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Joined: July 8, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 315860
Location: Narnia
Gender: F
Soccer Elle<3
Hi, I am Lizz and I hope you enjoy my quotes:] I dont really know what else to say... so, uh, Baii!
~Lizz


Quotes by soccerelle

If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next?
Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You Were On My Wish List.
In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care? 
A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.
The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me. 
New year resolutions you can actually keep! Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more. Go shopping more often. Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers. Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits. Do less exercise and watch more TV.
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better. 
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.