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And for all you Twilight Haters out there, we KNOW Edward is fictional, but since that is your only comeback to Twilight, then fine, I love ROBERT PATTINSON as well[:






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Do we have any Twilight  fans in da house? =D
lets see you click that button, edward lovers![:  
& for all you haters, read this quote & just move
on without all the fuss please! =p

add to favs - #369361 by soccergirl18 on December 01, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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Before Twilight:
Girl: so i hear you like me..(:
Guy: Where the HELL did you hear that? Psh..
Girl walks away crying..
BFF walks up to guys and says "Its because your GAY isn't it!?"

After Twilight:
Girl: so i hear you like me..(:
Guy: Where the HELL did you hear that? Psh..
Girl walks away crying..
BFF walks up to guys and says
"Its because your a VAMPIRE and
you hafta stay away from her, isn't it!?"
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add to favs - #368755 by soccergirl18 on December 01, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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A young boy was living with his mother, because his parents had divorced.  One day, she decided to take him to the zoo. As they passed the various animals, she would tell the little boy what they were called and make him repeat it. After the lions, gorillas, giraffes and bears, they came upon the elephant exhibit.

“That’s an elephant”, the mother said.

After the child repeated after her, he asked, “Mommy? What’s that thing hanging down from the elephant?”

The mother replied, “That’s his trunk, sweetheart.”

“No, no”, said the child, “Behind that!”

“Oh, that’s his tail”, she said.

“No, no!” the boy exclaimed. “That thing in the middle!”

The woman was flustered and replied, “Uhhhh, that’s nothing, honey!” And they moved on…..

The next weekend, the boy’s father came to pick him up and the child cried, “Daddy, let’s go to the zoo! I learned all about the animals, and I want to show you what I learned!”

The father agreed, so off to the zoo they went. As they passed each cage, the child would shout out the name of the animal, and the father would praise him for being so smart. Finally, they arrived at the elephant cage, and the boy shouted, “Elephant!”

“Very GOOD”, beamed the father. “I’m proud of you for remembering all these animals!”

The boy asked, “Daddy? What’s that thing hanging down on the elephant?”

The father replied, “That’s his trunk.”

“No!”, the boy moaned, “Behind that!”

“That’s his tail”, the father replied.

“No, no! That thing in the middle!”

The father stammered, “Er…what did your mother say it was?”

“She said it was nothing!”

“Well”, the man said, puffing out his chest. “Your mother’s spoiled!”

add to favs - #366890 by soccergirl18 on November 30, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Santa Claus:
             I've been a very good girl all year (: Please bring me:
                   A Piano- i am going to learn to play like a certain special vampire
                   SPF 100 sunblock- to keep my skin as pale&white as can be
                   A new house in Forks- because HE lives there
                   Legally change my name to Bella Swan
                   Body glitter that reflects the sun
                   A vampire willing to bite me- but not kill me
                   And most importantly:
           * Edward Cullen

add to favs - #366512 by soccergirl18 on November 30, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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TWiLiGHT HATERS:
ATTENTION: First off: READ THE BOOK FIRST before you start hating Edward.  Then tell me what you think[:  Yes, We we sadly understand that Edward Cullen is not real, but that is why we love him so much, to fantisize that a boy could actually be that perfect.  So to all you haters: STOP making mean quotes about Twilight.  WE already have enough hate in this world, so please, be nice and keep the hate  TO YOURSELF

add to favs - #366404 by soccergirl18 on November 30, 2008 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

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Edward Cullen--
*Is he hot? Very.
  *Is he deep? Aw, yes.
    *Is he overrated? NO WAY
      *Is he a vampire? Yes
          *Is he real? oh, he should be
             * atleast we have robert pattinson=)              
                    
                  [  [  [  twilight
]  ]  ]



credit to mrs nick jonas 1101
i took her haters quote of twilight and touched it up
to my likingg.. =)

add to favs - #363784 by soccergirl18 on November 29, 2008 filed under famous - get code - report quote

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Best pickup lines ©
-pick up a packet of sugar and say "you dropped your name tag!"
-Can i borrow a quarter? i want to call my mom and tell her i met the girl of my dreams
-Do you have a bandaid? i scraped my knee falling for you [;
-Girl, you better have a license, 'cause your driving me crazy!!
-if you were words on a page, you would be what they would call "fine print"
-do you live in jamaica? no? well your jamakin' me crazy :D

add to favs - #361798 by soccergirl18 on November 28, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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obsessed? pshhh..  (:

add to favs - #360301 by soccergirl18 on November 27, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Do you think that boys have a site like wittyprofiles that are all about girls?
& how they love them but they don't think their crush loves them back?
            [[
that would be the day, to see a boy's online diary.]] ©

add to favs - #358201 by soccergirl18 on November 26, 2008 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

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i am so being a vampire for halloween next year ©
                  - - EDWARD CULLEN IS LIFEEE[: *<3
                           

add to favs - #355065 by soccergirl18 on November 24, 2008 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

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