she is to young for you
bro-
- If her Barbie has bigger ti*s than her she's to young for
you bro!
- If the
waitress gives her a coloring book
and crayons
she's too young for you bro!
-If she still
goes on Club Penguin
she's too
young for you bro!
- If she's
walking and her shoes light up she's too young for you
bro!
- If she still
has a bell and basket on her bicycle she's too young for you
bro!
- If she thinks
getting wet is running through sprinklers she's too young for
you bro!
-If she is
afraid of the dark she's too young for you bro!
-If her
favorite type of music is the sh*t from disney channel she's
too young for you bro!
-If she has
parental blocks on her TV she's to young for you
bro!
-If she's
in love with Justin Bieber
she's to
young for you bro!
-If she sings
Disney sing alongs she’s too young for you bro!
-If her idol is
Miley Cyrus she’s too young for you bro!
-If she
won’t make you a sandwich she’s too young for you
bro!
-If she still
writes notes she’s too young for you bro!
-If she thinks
unicorns are real she’s too young for bro!
-If she still
has her mom buying her clothes she’s too young for you
bro!
-If she orders
a Shirley temple at the bar she’s too young for you
bro!
-If the waiter
gives her a coloring book and crayons at the restaurant
she’s too young for you bro!
-If she invites
you to her birthday party, and there’s a bouncy house
she’s too young for you bro!
-if u take her
out to dinner and she has to sit in a high chair she to younge
for u bro!
-if u take her
to the dockers and she gets a sticker for being good shes to
younge for u bro!
-if she asks
for milk before bed shes to younge for u bro!
-if she sings
when barnie comes on shes to younge for u bro!