Cinderella walked on broken glass.
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
Jasmine married a common thief.
Ariel walked on land for love and life.
Snow White barely escaped a knife.
It was all about blood, sweat, and tears.
Because love means facing your biggest fears.♥
Im an athlete
I lose hair ties instead of viginity
I score goals not guys.
I take pride in my battle scars
I could care less if im head to toe in mud
I live for the game, and the game only.
I could care less what people think about me.
Im am not just part of the game, I am one with the game.
I'm an Athlete.
This
class is hilarious. LOL. Read it
xD
TEACHER: Why are you late
Miguel?
MIGUEL: Cause class started before I got
here.
TEACHER: Aria, go to the map
and find North America ..
ARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who
discovered America ?
CLASS: Aria.
TEACHER: Jasmine, why are
you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Jasmine:
You told me to do it without using
tables.
TEACHER: Matthew, how do you spell
'crocodile?'
Matthew: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
MATTHEW: Maybe it is wrong,
but you asked me how I spell
it.
TEACHER: Ronald, what is the
chemical formula for water?
RONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
RONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to
O.