Status: Summer is almost here!!!!!!!!!
Joined: June 6, 2012
Last Seen: 5 years
Birthday: July 15
user id: 306315
Location: camp half blood :)
Gender: F
Hello my wonderful wittians. No one will probably read this but im going to write one anywyas. Well as you can see i absolutly love soccer and track. I also love to sing, but i suck and am really obnoxious when i sing so yeah if you like that lets go on a long car ride:)   If you like my quotes, follow me. If you're going to be rude...BYE LEAVE.  I love to talk so if you want advice or just someone to talk to I'm here:) 
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Quotes by soccertrack

Husband: (smashes window of car)

Wife: WTF are you doing

Husband: Like a good neighboor Statefarm is there

Wife: We have Geico you as.s
Everything is 10 times more annoying if you hate the person doing it.
You cannot walk
aggresively in
wet flip flops.

There are suddenly a million things to do online when a paper is due the next day.
Ask your wife if it can really be considered "labor" if she's the one laying down the entire time. She will be impressed by your observational humor, and remember why it is that she loves you.
Santa Clause isn't real. The 25th of December is simply the international opposite day for burglars.
There is no classy way to eat a taco.
Katniss: Wake up in the morning feeling like a tribute

Gale: Hey, what up girl?

Katniss: Grab my arrows, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the woods

Gale: Let's go!

Haymitch: Before we leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack

Katniss: 'Cause when I leave for the Capitol, I ain't coming back

The Prep Team: I'm talking pedicure on her toes, toes

Cinna: Trying on all my clothes, clothes

Rebels: Snow blowing up our homes, homes

Johanna: Dress dropping, I hate being a tree

Johanna: Showing up some breasts to Katniss

Katniss: This is all making me a little bit tipsy

Plutarch Heavensbee: Don't stop, make it pop

The Victors: We'll blow the arena up

Katniss: Tonight I'mma fight

Peeta: 'Til we see the sun light

Wiress: TICK TOCK, this is clock!

The Victors: But the canons don't stop, no

Snow: oh oh oh, uh oh, oh oh uh oh 
I remember when I got my first top quote. I had logged on to Witty and saw that I had 500 notifications. I had thought it was a glitch...

Those were the days....
Awkward (adjective) - When you go in your closet looking for Narnia but, you end up in Monsters Inc.