soccerxgirlx97

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Joined: February 9, 2010
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 100763
Gender: F
Gabriella

Quotes by soccerxgirlx97

Morning all,
ya know when ur that hungry ya

feel like ur stomach has eaten itself!
~Niall Horan -twitter-

If I text you back in less then 5 minutes,
you better feel special.

Who else
wants to know what happened to
Carly's mom from iCarly?

Tell me how to get back to-
Back to summer
Paradise with you
And I'll be there in a heartbeat.

Getting a text in the morning
and reading it with one eye open.

(-_o)

HEY I JUST MET YOU
AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT MY DAD JUST MARRIED YOUR MOM

SO HUG ME BROTHA



-facebook-

*Me and my friend walking around the park one evening*
*When I spot a fabulous, crunchy looking leaf*
I must plan my steps according to how far the leaf is.
One step won't quite make it.
Two steps will over step it.
There is only one thing I can do...
*stretches out leg over leaf*
*SQUISH*

Me:
Friend:

Friend: "You do realize you're 15, right?"
Me: "Yeah..."
Me: "AND IT WASN'T EVEN CRUNCHY!!!"

You all know this quote:
Friend: Your mom is so nice!
Me: That's cause you're here...
Well what if when one of our moms have a friend over and they say:
Friend: Your daughter is so nice!

Mom:  That's cause you're here... 



 



IF A GUY DOESN'T APPRECIATE ME WITH MY CLOTHES ON,
  THEN HE SURE AS HELL DOESN'T DESERVE ME WITH THEM OFF

Dear Bored & Hungry Teenagers,
[x]Stop lowering your standards and repeating.
Food is not going to magically appear.[x]
Sincerely, Fridge and Pantry
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