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one day a little kid was ridding his neww trycicle that he got from "santa" and a police man riding a horse said "where is your helmet" and the little boy said "oh santa didnt give me one" and the police officer said "then i am going to have to ask you to get off these streets they are dangerous for a littlee kid with out a helmet "soo the litttle kid repliess "but mr, santa didnt have any more tools to make me a helmet it said so in the note he wrote me" so the police officer says "sorry kid just giving you some advice b4 i have to give you a warning" soo the kid says ok well then i have some advice for you "next year tell santa to put the dick under the horse instead of on top of it"

i no its kinda long but read it itss funny^^^

add to favs - #447594 by socerplayerx101 on January 06, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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i have seen a bunch of quotes saying CoOkIe MoNsTeR is a girl but i also saw alot of quotes saying that he was a boy sooo help mee out

if Cookie monsters a boy [+] it
if Cookie monsters a girl [-] it<3333

$@mmyyyyyyy

add to favs - #445757 by socerplayerx101 on January 05, 2009 filed under advice - get code - report quote

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Doesn't it feel like
when you get in a fight with your friend the first thing they do is take you off there buddy info???

add to favs - #443905 by socerplayerx101 on January 04, 2009 filed under friendship - get code - report quote

Doesn't it feel like 
when you get in a fight with your friend the first thing they do is take you off there buddy info???

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Do hugs

Not drugs

Dont be drugies people...

i thought of this sorry if someone else had it tho.

add to favs - #400801 by socerplayerx101 on December 19, 2008 filed under advice - get code - report quote

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first go to google
then go to images
type in anything
then copy and paste this in the adress bar.

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200;DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style;DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin (R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5;DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0)
All credit to idkxxbored

add to favs - #399318 by socerplayerx101 on December 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Type your name with your nose!
bridgtet- Bridgette, lol.
vanessdsa- Vanessa :D ahhahahahhha!
daqsey6- casey! waoh
lilly- Lilly (: yay!
daruibn- Darin
racheol- Rachel almost!!!!!
skye- Skye ;) woohoo.
erica: Erica
bella: Bella =D
briana: yay (:
kt- katieee (:
beca- haha i was so close it's becca!
marea- haha i did it!!
t5q54qa-hahaha tara i suck! my nose is too fat!
kayla-haha i did it!!
to4f9i-not even close its tori
taylo944r- taylor
szs m m b- wow wayy offf [ [ Sammy ] ]

add to favs - #398614 by socerplayerx101 on December 18, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

<div >Type your name with your nose! 
bridgtet- Bridgette, lol. 
vanessdsa- Vanessa :D ahhahahahhha! 
daqsey6- casey! waoh 
lilly- Lilly (: yay! 
daruibn- Darin 
racheol- Rachel almost!!!!! 
skye- Skye ;) woohoo. 
erica: Erica 
bella: Bella =D 
briana: yay (: 
kt- katieee (: 
beca- haha i  was so close it's becca! 
marea- haha i did it!! 
t5q54qa-hahaha tara i suck! my nose is too fat! 
kayla-haha i did it!! 
to4f9i-not even close its tori 
taylo944r- taylor 
szs m m b- wow wayy offf [ [ Sammy ] ]</div>

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im so smart im in accelerated lunch beat that =]]

add to favs - #395681 by socerplayerx101 on December 16, 2008 filed under school - get code - report quote

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     (.•»±•.¸wish upon a star

add to favs - #393948 by socerplayerx101 on December 15, 2008 filed under pictures - get code - report quote

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[ [ Its so easy a caveman could do it! ] ]

[ [ What geico says to get more customers^ ] ]

[ [ Your so easy a caveman could do you ] ]

[ [ What people say to sluts^ ] ]

[ [ all mine like it, hate it, but dont forget to rate it ] ]

add to favs - #393650 by socerplayerx101 on December 15, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

[ [ Its so easy a caveman could do it! ] ] 
 
[ [ What geico says to get more customers^ ] ] 
 
[ [ Your so easy a caveman could do you ] ] 
 
[ [ What people say to sluts^ ] ]  
 
 
[ [ all mine like it, hate it, but dont forget to rate it ] ]

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ohthere'sthisboy
and when i first m e t him i never
knew i would fall this hard for h i m

add to favs - #393085 by socerplayerx101 on December 15, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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