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Member since Mon Nov 17, 2008 18:55:57 EST

Last login: Sun Nov 1, 2009 11:15:36 EST

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when life gives you Lemons...
alter their DNA to make SUPER LEMONS!!!
made by softball42796
on November 01, 2009 11:14:38
quote number 1163805
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what happened towhat quotes say and mean? if they loo pretty people fav. there's somthing wrong here....
made by softball42796
on August 17, 2009 11:29:56
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what happened towhat quotes say and mean? if they loo pretty people fav. there's somthing wrong here....
made by softball42796
on August 17, 2009 11:29:56
quote number 1023146
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am i the only one who when i was 11 years old i couldn't wait to get my letter from Hogwarts?
sorry for the lame colors i was in a hurry
made by softball42796
on August 16, 2009 21:26:37
quote number 1022216
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I_JOCK_U HAS TO BE STOPPED!!!!! COPY AND PASTE YOUR NAME ONTO THIS AND REPOST THIS IF ENOUGH PEOPLE SIGN THIS SHE MIGHT STOP!!

softball42796
made by softball42796
on August 14, 2009 10:31:40
quote number 1015850
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hey guys

people say that i'm really good at giving advice. i thought i'd try to help as many people as i can. if you want some advice leave a comment on my profile or e-mail me if you don't want people to see it (it's on my profile). i'll respond on your profile or e-mail you.


~softball42796
made by softball42796
on August 13, 2009 15:17:29
quote number 1013769
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hey guys!! i'm having a contest to see who can make the best quote under the topic of anything you want :)

THE RULES ARE:
two entries per person limit
has to have some color
underneath the quote you have to say
"for softball42796's contest"
the contest ends september 1st
if you have any questions e-mail me
ABSOLUTLEY NO JOCKING QUOTES!!fave the quote that says CONTEST ENTRIES to enter


*PRIZES*
1st place
i'll follow you
i'll fave all your quotes
i'll make a quote telling people that you won
and to check out your quotes
i'll give you 5 request quotes
i'll include you in my "about me"
2nd place
i'll follow you
i'll fave all your quotes
i'll mke a quote telling people you can in second
and to check out your quotes
i'll give you 3 request quotes
3rd place
i'll follow you
i'll make a quote telling people you came in third
and to check out your quotes
i'll give you 1 request quote
4th place
i'll follow
i'll make a quote telling people that you came in fourth and to check out your quotes


Good luck to everybody!!!


Fave this quote to enter
made by softball42796
on August 13, 2009 14:44:33
quote number 1013671
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If I'm a bad person, you don't like me
Well, I guess I'll make my own way
It's a circle, a mean cycle
I can't excite you anymore
Where's your gavel? Your jury?
What's my offense this time?
You're not a judge but if you're gonna judge me
Well sentence me to another life.

Paramore-Ignorance
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made by softball42796
on August 13, 2009 13:01:02
quote number 1013344
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whatever hotlips
made by softball42796
on June 16, 2009 15:58:52
quote number 861671
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*RANDOM FACTS*
In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction
Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.
When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.
The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.
Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
Every year about 98% of the atoms in your body are replaced.
The Australian $5 to $100 notes are made of plastic.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
Mary Stuart became Queen of Scotland when she was only six days old.
A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.
The average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime.
The fist product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum.
Children grow faster in the springtime.
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.
The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.
Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.

made by softball42796
on May 31, 2009 16:06:09
quote number 823225
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