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softballxwin27
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Northern California
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Quotes by softballxwin27
How to take a test:
cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer
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school
I am beach deprived.
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now
Am I the only one who tries to find pictures in marble?
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weird
11:30- I will go to bed.
3:30- Why am i on Wikipedia reading about advanced nuclear theory.
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relateable
*Joins social network and is never social again*
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facebook
Deja Moo:
The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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pun
A giraffe walks into a bar, orders 6 vodkas and shame on you for expecting a punch line.
This giraffe needs help.
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alcoholic
When my mom doesn't shut my door all the way,
a little part of me dies.
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lol
You're a good example of why
Some animals eat their young.
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sorrynotsorry
Today I bought a pack of nuts. On the packet it said
"WARNING: MAY CONTAIN NUTS."
Well I'd be a bit disappointed if I opened it and a sock fell out.
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yummy
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