softballxwin27

Status: twitter @_oliviahunter
Joined: August 14, 2011
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 207838
Location: Northern California
Gender: F
 
Most of these quotes aren't mine

Quotes by softballxwin27


I had gotten my son a puppy for his birthday,
but I just accidently killed him with my car as I backout up out of the drive...




I guess I'll have to look after the puppy myself now.
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son


When I went past my 93 year old neighbor's house this morning,
I noticed that there was a huge stack of letters piled up on her doorstep.
Lucky lady. I wish I was that popular.


 
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Girl Scout cookie season is strategically
placed right as everyone is giving up their
New Year resolutions.





 
Those b/tches aren't messing around.
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Waldo wears stripes because he doesnt want to be spotted..






#mindblown
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Cinderella is proof that a new
pair of shoes can change your life.


 
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cinderella

I remember when Jake turned me down to our middle school dance.

I miss jake.




So does his family.
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*Someone cute walks past*
            Me: "Nooo, come back. I love you."


 
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cute


$19.99
because $20.00 is an outrageous amount of money.


 
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I walk in circles
when I talk on the phone.
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My life is like a romantic comedy.
Except there's no romance, and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.


 
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