soloPunisher
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Joined: November 2, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 337146
Gender: M
Joined: November 2, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 337146
Gender: M
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Hey, it's solo. IM thirteen 0.0
{+} I like Red and Black, I like food, I'm pure epicness...
{ - } I hate assparigas and spinach, I hate too many noises and that's it.(im a guy what do you expect)
Quotes by soloPunisher
So... I was
playing Halo Reach with my friends and i killed somebody ( ya know,
what your have to do...) Well... when i killed my friend on the
game i was then known as the Devil... What the
fluffleufflelufflegus am i suppose to do?
Me: (plays videogames)
Family: GO OUTSIDE!!!
Me: K...
Me: (goes outside)
Me: (Breaks down in sweat)
Me: (goes back in)
Family: You were out there for two minutes...
Me: Tooooo Hot... (Plays more videogames)
Family: GO OUTSIDE!!!
Me: K...
Me: (goes outside)
Me: (Breaks down in sweat)
Me: (goes back in)
Family: You were out there for two minutes...
Me: Tooooo Hot... (Plays more videogames)
Friend: Hey i finally got a myspace!
Me: Really?
Friend: Yeah!
Me: I have one too!
Friend: YOU DO?!?!
Me: yeah its a five inch safety circle stay out...
Friend: (-.-) D0uche...
Me: Really?
Friend: Yeah!
Me: I have one too!
Friend: YOU DO?!?!
Me: yeah its a five inch safety circle stay out...
Friend: (-.-) D0uche...
877-241 boop boop boop boop
Smily
:)
:)
POTATO IN THE FACE!!!!
:D ---0):
(tOSS)
:D ---0):
(tOSS)
Me: (walks out of room)
Family: He's alive!
Me: (gets a drink and walks back in room)
Family: ...
Family: well at least he came out today...
Me: (goes back to sleep)
Family: He's alive!
Me: (gets a drink and walks back in room)
Family: ...
Family: well at least he came out today...
Me: (goes back to sleep)
A ya know....
WWW.Wittyprofiles.com/cute/and/funny/quotes
And all I here is...
we broke up....
ohhh the pain....
the suffery___spellcheck
i personally think witty be better with funny stuff because thats what witty's made for
And all I here is...
we broke up....
ohhh the pain....
the suffery___spellcheck
i personally think witty be better with funny stuff because thats what witty's made for
Have you ever Noticed
That...
Fat people who go on a diet never loose weight but the guys that eat junk food all the time who go outside never get alittle chubby... :I
Fat people who go on a diet never loose weight but the guys that eat junk food all the time who go outside never get alittle chubby... :I
Me:
GIIIRRRRLLLLL i think you look
Girl: Hot pretty aesome!
Me:REdonkulous wering the candycane XD
Girl: 0.0 WTF 0.0
Girl: Hot pretty aesome!
Me:REdonkulous wering the candycane XD
Girl: 0.0 WTF 0.0
What you should do when you get home...
Wife: Honey come here...
(just turn around and walk outside)
___________________________________________________
Husband: Sweetie
(Just walk in and say): I dont want to deal with it!
(he will understand...)
Wife: Honey come here...
(just turn around and walk outside)
___________________________________________________
Husband: Sweetie
(Just walk in and say): I dont want to deal with it!
(he will understand...)