somethingsimple

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Quotes by somethingsimple


WAIT
am i the only one who didn't know
that when you put your curser 
over "witty" at the top left part of the screen, 
it turns into a disco?

what guys should never do #11

Make excuses. If you screwed up, don't try to get out of it.      

what guys should never do #10

Deny things that are true. If a girl confronts you, grow some balls & own up to it.      

what guys should never do #9

Tell her she's overreacting. If you thought she was mad before, prepare to meet the she-beast from hell.     

what guys should never do #8

Say I love you when you don't mean it. If the girl you 'love' gained 300 pounds, would you still love her? Probably not.    

what guys should never do #7

Talk to her when you're mad. You will screw something up & end up regretting it.   

what guys should never do #6

Talk about other girls. Don't say they're hot, pretty, or even nice.We don't want to hear it. 

what guys should never do #5

Pressure her. If she wants to do something with you, she will.

what guys should never do #4

Make promises you can't keep. If you can't follow through, don't say it.

what guys should never do #3

Flirt with other girls. It doesn't make us want you more, it just makes us angry.