spence*

Status:
Joined: August 31, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: March 23
user id: 328522
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Hi it's spencer and I'm just a loser 15 year old who mostly likes to watch shows and movies

Quotes by spence*

Why isnt there a 30 day free trail for being in a relationship with your crush so you can see how it plays out
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funny

“I dont care about looks”

LIAR YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING
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tumblr

"you have little boobs!" “wow you look really tired!" “you look sick" “you look mad" “i don’t like your outfit, you looked better in that other shirt" “your hair is really messy!" “wow you sure are eating a ton!" “did you just wake up?" “i liked your hair before you cut it!"

stop
pointing
stuff
like
this
out
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tumblr

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS F CKING SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
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lol
justin bieber: *kills 50 people*
police: wtf
justin bieber: i didnt know it was illegal
police: haha it ok
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joke
Wear shirt two times: Dirty
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.
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tumblr

People get so caught up on one small thing they don't like, like their nose or thighs or tummy or something.

Things like egg and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious
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thisissocuteaw

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” and literally right now he came in the car with a slushie and i was like why didn't you get me one and he looked me dead in the eyes and said “remember when you were six”
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joke
Me:
Parents:
Me:
Parents:
Me: *puts earbuds in*
Parents: iebdwibtifhd
Me: what
Parents: HDJEHDIFNE
Me: what
Me: *takes out earbuds*
Parents:
Parents:
Me: *puts earbuds back in*
Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir
Me: what
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joke

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money. “No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
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joke
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