sonny123

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Quotes by sonny123

Hardcore Wittian Problems
going back so far back into the 'top quotes' that it becomes the 'newest quotes'.

Do you have a problem in your life?
 

              /                       \
             /                          \

          Yes                         No                          
             I                             I
             I                             I
Can you do something about it?   I
                /     \                       I
          /         \                    I

       Yes        No                 I
          \           \                  I
            \           \                I
              \           \              I

          Then why worry?


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WARNING:

Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy.

Doctor: What's the status on the boy who swallowed the quarters?
Nurse: Still no change... (;

Never give up on your dreams:
KEEP SLEEPING.

 

Teacher: WHY DO I HEAR TALKING?
Quiet kid: maybe because you have ears...
Girls on facebook:
I'll call myself ugly, now they must compliment me >:)

 

Question #1: What do you think the best soultion is to overpopulation? 
Answer: The Hunger Games
 

MOST COMFORTABLE SEAT
Expectation: Huge, fuzzy chair in the living room
Reality: The toilet

 

That moment of freedom
after you take your bra off.

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