sonny123

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Joined: June 21, 2011
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Quotes by sonny123

Real Life Jobs That Use Algebra:

1.  Algebra Teacher

 
 

Sh*t Happens;
I mean, look at your face.

treat me like a joke
   and i'll
          leave you 
          like it's funny.

Looking for outfits: absolutely nothing to wear
Packing: HOLY MOTHER WHEN DID MY CLOSET TURN INTO A CLOTHING STORE
.
bella: where are the tampons i just threw in the trash?
edward: i ate them
bella: ....
 
Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really like her voice back.
Sincerely,
King Trition
 
I feel bad for kids
nowadays that see a cool new toy on TV that they want, but have no chance of getting because their parents have to be 18 years or older to call..
 

OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIENDS:

It took you 15 minutes to get home.

Google Maps says it only takes 12.

Who is she?


 
I’m making some
changes
              in my life.
   If you don’t hear 
   anything from me..
You are one of them.
  
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