Status:
Dating my best friends sisters gecko, cuz he can't hurt me, and he doesn't complain about the distance.
Joined:
January 4, 2012
Last Seen:
2 months
Birthday:
February 18
user id:
259810
Location:
Boston, MA
Gender:
F
*Saturday
night* 14 year
old brother: *at popular kids party* 11 year old
sister: *at Halloween party* 15 year old
sister: *at party with a ton of punk kids* My mom:
*at an Open House party* My dad: *at high school
reunion party with his friends* Me: YAY I
GET TO EAT ALL THE MACARONI
Once
in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off
andsmashed into the ceiling
with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and
yelled“WHO
DID THAT?” and my friend
just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell
andshattered on the floor
between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend
just went“that’s
not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe
on
I find it hilarious
how the stereotype is that women are more likely to faint at the
sight of blood than men. Like, do you know what happens each
month?