soulofthereaper

Status: When does the narwhal bacon?
Joined: April 23, 2012
Last Seen: 4 years
user id: 294625
Location: This place called Ohio. We have bipolar weather and a city named after a famous guy.
Gender: F

Hi! I'm Paige, otherwise known as Paigeybear. I'm the awesomest person I know. If you look in the dictionary next to awesome, I'm there.
About me. I'm currently a hermit in the Appalachian mountains, living off wild herbs and fish that I hunt in my backyard. Things I like, you ask? I like baseball, drawing, zombies, weaponry, violent video games, The Walking Dead, Daryl Dixon, The Boondock Saints, Norman Reedus in general (shut up Hatter, he isn't gay), Eminem, music in general, the country of Czeckoslavakia, the word purple, radios, juice boxes, vicious animals, and my ability to do a wicked Irish accent that makes SabrinaRose and bethanysheaa giggle like crazy. You should go follow them, cuz they're awesome. And FuturePopstar, and lexiiiielovesyou, and...
No, I am NOT a Directioner.
Dislikes? Pink things, glitter, boy bands, girly things, and long, drawn out, old and boring books.
I also have blue hair.



Anger
Murphy MacManus

Boondock Saints

Quotes by soulofthereaper

I don't care how cool you think your school is. During pep rallies at my school, we have guys in crop tops and short shorts dancing like Magic Mike to Gangnam Style while two girls in banana suits party-rock it around the gym.


.....we win.
Today is my fourteenth birthday.
No. I don't want fourteen faves.

About as close as we can figure, I met my best friend 14 years ago. That's a long time to be head over heels for a person.

He's got no idea, but I don't know what I'd do without him.

He's a sweetheart. He's hilarious. He's smart. He's amazing. I know more about him than anyone. I grew up with him. I danced with him at my cousin's wedding. I trust him. He gives me advice. I can tell him everything.

And he'll never see this. But thanks, Stephen, for always being there.
I don't know what to do.

Both my best friends are head over heels for the same guy.

But as much as I don't want to, I think I'm crushing on him, too.



What kind of friend am I....

 

 

Someone sent me, a non-Directioner, a list of questions. There were 22 1D questions on there.

I got 21 right.

Do you see what you've all done to me?

DO YOU?!

 

 

Me: *singing Payphone in kitchen*

Brother: *comes out of bathroom*

Brother: That was really good!

Me: Shut up no it wasn't.

Him: Yeah it was! I'm not kidding!

Me: Stop being mean. It was horrible and we both know it.

Him: No way, it was awesome!

Me: NO IT WASN'T.

Him: Fine! It was horrible. Happy now?

Me: Shut up Jonathon no one likes you anyways! *storms out of kitchen*

 

 

 

The One Direction Fandom

is pretty much better than the FBI.

 

 



*Reading quotes to my little brother*
Brother:
That's awesome *laughing hard*
Me: *frowns* Hey... when does mom get off work?
Brother: Eight.
Me: What time is it?
Brother: 7:57
Me: ....Do you think we should start doing our chores?
Brother:
Me:
Brother:
Me:
Witty:
South America: 
Dog:
Penguin:
The Olympics:
Brother:
Nahhh. Read the next quote.




So my brother is twelve.
I went to get my phone
, leaving him alone in
the kitchen for thirty seconds.
When I came back
he was legit eating an onion.


Things that annoy me #1

When people run into me with their buggy at the grocery store. B/tch, I will end you.