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*overheard my sister watching Shake It Up*
Flinn (is that the little boy's name, right?) - *gets ditched by some dude that doesn't wanna be his friend anymore* forget him. What a crock.
me: *thinks*  no wonder why no one wants do be his friend.


Disney these days...

Are you made from Copper and Tellurium? Because you're so

Copper
29
Cu

Tellurium
52
Te

Guess what, Witty?
It's an amazing day today.
Today, has been one year!
♥ One year with my amazing boyfriend ♥




I love you so much, Witty Profiles!!
It's all thanks to my best friend, The Internet, for introducing us!
Yes, today marks my one year Witty anniversary ♥

this seriously just happened. what do i do. i dont even....

OMEGLE
you are chatting with a random stranger. say hi!

Stranger: Hey, I just met you.
You: And this is crazy
Stranger: But my pants are off.
Stranger: So f... me maybe?
You: Soooooo get in my room now
Stranger: How about nooooooooo.
You: HHahaaa im kidding you know that
Stranger: Surrrrrreeeeee.
Stranger: RAPIST!
You: Im an antisocial awkward potato what do you expect
Stranger: I expect some damn romance before going to your room.
Stranger: Seriously, no movie or dinner?
You: Depends
You: Is the food free
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: I want you to pay.
You: You must not know what witty is then do you
You: Ok i will pay
You: But there has to be wifi
Stranger: "witty"? The term? Or is that a person?
Stranger: I am not understanding the witty thing. Were you trying to be witty?
Stranger: I didn't notice.
You: OMG you DO know, do you? Witty profiles....?
You: I have

your conversational partner has just disconnected.

Siri meets Furby
Siri: What can I help you with?
Furby: Kwooo fa AHA HAH HAAAH
Siri: I don't see 'kill her' in your address book.

Coincidence? I think not.






format credit: paperlung
 

Coffeeology
ESPRESSO YOURSELF *~* Better latte Than Never *~* Take life One cup at a time *~* So many blends, so little time *~* Friends don't let friends drink bad coffee *~* Take time to smell the coffee *~* Deja Brew: the feeling you've had this coffee before...

So I was just scrolling through quotes on Witty
And I saw a random little present box next to someone's username, I was like OMG what its that?
So I hovered over it and it said "happy birthday"
Steve, you're so creative.

Presenting: My Bedroom Door
 

FORMAT © JIMMY365
not my quote, but this is literally what my door looks like

So I was on Facebook and I read one of my friend's stauses. You know what she posted?

I feel like I have no life.....I'm just sitting here and I meowed at my cat and it meowed back at me.... :)




And I was all like...she belongs on Witty.