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Birthday: August 11
user id: 267794
Gender: F
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Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: August 11
user id: 267794
Gender: F
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Science Fact: Men
think they value attractiveness over other positive traits, but
personality is more important to them than they realize.
Explanation: It
often seems like physical attractiveness is the most important
thing in the world. Already-beautiful women can only appear on
magazine covers once they've been photoshopped so hard that
they wind up looking like unrecognizable demi-humans. People
react with astonishment when someone who isn't gorgeous has a
beautiful singing voice, as though it's a shock that any of
the Normals can do anything except consume food and occupy
physical space. It's tempting to blame modern society for all
this shallowness.
Guys might fixate on the hot
girls when they first walk into a room, but what they're
attracted to after that depends on a girl's personal
characteristics (the kind that have nothing to do with physical
attractiveness)
~
So What Should I Do About
It?
These lessons apply to everyone,
but since society typically treats girls like they must either be
beautiful or die in a fire, the lesson for girls is not to die in
any fires, and to instead realize that guys actually do care
about all the other stuff that makes up your personality (even if
they don't immediately realize it). And hey, there are
literally dudes who will pay actual money dollars to play video
games with a girl, so this should be all the evidence you need to
realize how starved for common ground many guys actually
are.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
And wanna know where I found this?
Sparknotes. OF ALL PLACES, SPARKNOTES. Technically, sparklife.
But heeeey, this gave me hope! Mwahaha. Read the whole thing
here
http://community.sparknotes.com/2012/11/16/dating-with-science-guys-prefer-compatibility-to-hotness
Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
Resolved Question
How do I unbake a cake?
Best Answer:
You can't. Once the ingredients are mixed up and baked,
it's permanent.
Other Answer:
Put it back in the oven, set it to the negative of whatever temp
you baked it at, such as -325 degrees, and leave it in for the
same amount of time you baked it for. It has to be exact! If you
unbake it too much the flour will turn to wheat and the eggs will
turn into a chicken. Don't ask me how.
If Cinderella's shoe fits perfectly, then why did it fall
off?
Fine, be that way.
Why is it that you can drink a drink but you can not food a
food?
Mind=Blown.
Mind=Blown.
R.I.P
Tom Kenny
The voice of the one and only Spongebob,
who made our childhood happier
♥
Tom Kenny
The voice of the one and only Spongebob,
who made our childhood happier
♥
Stranger: Get in my van, I have candy.
Me: No.
Stranger: I lied, I have free wifi.
Me:
Stranger:
Me:
Stranger:
Me: Okay, I'm coming in.
Me: No.
Stranger: I lied, I have free wifi.
Me:
Stranger:
Me:
Stranger:
Me: Okay, I'm coming in.
ASDFGHJKL
NEDS DECLASSIFIED. ON NICKELODEON.
Theyre gonna play it again starting monday!
Now if they could JUST play Drake and Josh again!!!
Now if they could JUST play Drake and Josh again!!!
Get your mind set...
Confidence will lead you on
Confidence will lead you on
~from a fortune cookie c:
I think I'm going to
leave Witty.
I wont even bother to make it pretty. Just big and bold. Just ignore this quote. It will get 0 faves. I just need to get it out. No one will see this. I'm serious. There's too much fighting, too much hate, too much bullying. Sometimes I don't even know who I can even TRUST on witty. What is wrong with the people on Witty now? What happened? I found Witty in December 2011 and I thought it was the best. I was on for hours, looking at quotes and copying the links down. I finally made an account in January 2012. I loved Witty, everyone was so nice to me, no one judged me, people were there for me. The quotes were heartfelt and inspiring. I saw so many vent quotes and I went to help people. I told Witty things I never told my friends. Think about how Witty was when YOU joined. Now look at Witty. All you see is: HATE. BULLYING. LYING. FIGHTING. JUDGING. POSERS. Let's see what I've seen!
1.) OMG I LOVE ONE DIRECTION. response: GTFO, the quotes are annoying. me: seriously, then ignore the quotes. scroll past them. thats what i do now. no need to hate on them.
2.) I HATE NUTELLA. response: GO KILL YOURSELF NUTELLA IS AMAZING WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU me: SERIOUSLY. its just some stupid chocolate spread. do you realize what you're saying? i love nutella but seriously, some people dont like it, why dont you respect that.
3.) I'm against gay marriage. response: OMG SHUT UP THEY'RE HUMANS TOO WHATS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU'RE SO IGNORANT me: who's the ignorant one here? leave them alone, they're just giving an opinion. no need to hate. im against gay marriage too, but it doesn't mean i hate gay people. i am friends with some, and theyre awesome!
4.) You're straight? Thats against my beliefs! How unnatural and disgusting! (http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6037688) response: OMG SHUT UP ITS A JOKE me: i get it, its a joke. but its so immature. thats just a hate quote. it could offend/hurt people even though they know its a joke.
5.) Hi, I'm blah blah blah I just got diagnosed with cancer. [insert story here] (no offense to the people actually telling the truth!!) response: YOU'RE FAKE, YOU'RE MAKING IT UP, SHUT UP YOU LIAR me: who can i trust? are they telling the truth or not? i guess i'll just ignore it since i dont know what to do. :/
6.) Maybe I should go die. response: NO NO, DON'T LISTEN TO THE HATERS/ATTENTION SEEKER me: dont listen to the haters. who cares if you're seeking for attention. no one deserves to die.
7.) 500 faves for my mom, [insert sad story here]/ for each fave, i'll go a day without cutting response: ATTENTION SEEKER me: that shouldnt count on faves. besides, you cant ask for faves. why do faves count on something in your life?
8.) Its my 16th birthday, can I get 16 faves? ;) response: SHUT UP NO ONE CARES me: happy birthday! but asking for faves is against the rules...
9.) Hi, I'm a guy. You're all so beautiful. (No offense to the real guys on here, sorry :/ ) response: OMG I LOVE YOU/YOURE FAKE me: i dont even know anymore.... :/
LOOK AT US. ^^^ Thats how stupid we sound! Fighting over a band, some stupid food, hating on people who give their OPINIONS. What's happened to everyone? Why is everyone so judgemental and hating on people? Witty gets a new look on Monday. I'm NOT excited. Witty's turning into Facebook, and with the new look, it will seem even MORE like Facebook. Sure, it has the INGORE button, but will that stop all the hate, fighting, and bullying on Witty? Will that change ANYTHING? No, it won't. It doesnt change anything. There's still going to be fighting, and with the new look, there's probably going to be more fighting.
LOOK AT US.
I wont even bother to make it pretty. Just big and bold. Just ignore this quote. It will get 0 faves. I just need to get it out. No one will see this. I'm serious. There's too much fighting, too much hate, too much bullying. Sometimes I don't even know who I can even TRUST on witty. What is wrong with the people on Witty now? What happened? I found Witty in December 2011 and I thought it was the best. I was on for hours, looking at quotes and copying the links down. I finally made an account in January 2012. I loved Witty, everyone was so nice to me, no one judged me, people were there for me. The quotes were heartfelt and inspiring. I saw so many vent quotes and I went to help people. I told Witty things I never told my friends. Think about how Witty was when YOU joined. Now look at Witty. All you see is: HATE. BULLYING. LYING. FIGHTING. JUDGING. POSERS. Let's see what I've seen!
1.) OMG I LOVE ONE DIRECTION. response: GTFO, the quotes are annoying. me: seriously, then ignore the quotes. scroll past them. thats what i do now. no need to hate on them.
2.) I HATE NUTELLA. response: GO KILL YOURSELF NUTELLA IS AMAZING WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU me: SERIOUSLY. its just some stupid chocolate spread. do you realize what you're saying? i love nutella but seriously, some people dont like it, why dont you respect that.
3.) I'm against gay marriage. response: OMG SHUT UP THEY'RE HUMANS TOO WHATS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU'RE SO IGNORANT me: who's the ignorant one here? leave them alone, they're just giving an opinion. no need to hate. im against gay marriage too, but it doesn't mean i hate gay people. i am friends with some, and theyre awesome!
4.) You're straight? Thats against my beliefs! How unnatural and disgusting! (http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6037688) response: OMG SHUT UP ITS A JOKE me: i get it, its a joke. but its so immature. thats just a hate quote. it could offend/hurt people even though they know its a joke.
5.) Hi, I'm blah blah blah I just got diagnosed with cancer. [insert story here] (no offense to the people actually telling the truth!!) response: YOU'RE FAKE, YOU'RE MAKING IT UP, SHUT UP YOU LIAR me: who can i trust? are they telling the truth or not? i guess i'll just ignore it since i dont know what to do. :/
6.) Maybe I should go die. response: NO NO, DON'T LISTEN TO THE HATERS/ATTENTION SEEKER me: dont listen to the haters. who cares if you're seeking for attention. no one deserves to die.
7.) 500 faves for my mom, [insert sad story here]/ for each fave, i'll go a day without cutting response: ATTENTION SEEKER me: that shouldnt count on faves. besides, you cant ask for faves. why do faves count on something in your life?
8.) Its my 16th birthday, can I get 16 faves? ;) response: SHUT UP NO ONE CARES me: happy birthday! but asking for faves is against the rules...
9.) Hi, I'm a guy. You're all so beautiful. (No offense to the real guys on here, sorry :/ ) response: OMG I LOVE YOU/YOURE FAKE me: i dont even know anymore.... :/
LOOK AT US. ^^^ Thats how stupid we sound! Fighting over a band, some stupid food, hating on people who give their OPINIONS. What's happened to everyone? Why is everyone so judgemental and hating on people? Witty gets a new look on Monday. I'm NOT excited. Witty's turning into Facebook, and with the new look, it will seem even MORE like Facebook. Sure, it has the INGORE button, but will that stop all the hate, fighting, and bullying on Witty? Will that change ANYTHING? No, it won't. It doesnt change anything. There's still going to be fighting, and with the new look, there's probably going to be more fighting.
LOOK AT US.