spikespiegel

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God spent 7 days making the earth and spent 9 months making me so clearly I'm a big deal.








 


one time
i put my mum’s bras on a
ceiling fan because i though it’d be a
funny prank but then some
people came over to look at the
house and i didn’t have
time to take the bras down so
when my mum turned the fan on bras
flew all around our kitchen and
landed on the people and like
no one wanted to say
anything so we acted like
bras weren’t strewn across all of us






 



 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 
 
Today in class this guy was being really rude and disruptive, so my teacher
told him to act ladylike. Instead of doing his usual disruptice stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out stuff like,
"My boobs hurt!"
"I need a man!"
"If you can't handle me at my worst you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!"
"I can't drive!"
"Why does nobody love me?"
Personally, I feel that Romeo and Juliet
could have handled the situation better.

*My brother's friend got another tattoo*

Me: 
Now you can't give blood.
brother's friend: I know that's why I got it.
brother's friend: I hate needles.

Can we just let this sink in?

 
girl pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
guy's pockets: can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbors dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of hawaii, and half of jupiter.




puberty either makes you a
hot god or a potatoe.




 
This was posted on Facebook:
                                                                       bf n gf were siting at a tabel                                                    
                                                                  dey were haeving a conversatein                                                    
                                                         da gurl sed 2 da boy "bbz will u luv me 4ever?"                                                   
                                                                                 boy sed "NO...."                                                   
                                                                  girl was sad she ran away n cryed                                                    
                                                                         she triped over a CHAIR                                                    
                                                                                  she was ded.                                                    
                         boy ran over to pic up her body he wisperd in her ear "i ment to say.. ill love u 5ever."                                                    
                                                                  dat meen he luv her moar dan 4ever.                                                   

This post made me ill. 
Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-scented shampoos before? Everything was just strawberry, cinnamon, and citrus. Nice, normal things.
Now I pick up a bottle of shampoo and it's all like:
"DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLIAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOU HAIR SOME VOLUME."
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.
 



a lot of my life

has been realizing that i would

cross oceans

for people who wouldn't

jump puddles for me