sportynerdfreak

Status: in love
Joined: March 9, 2013
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 352647
Gender: M
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Top 10 reasons to date a guard member
10. We know how to keep people in line
9. We continuously work on our technique
8. We adore wearing tight clothing
7. We do it on football fields and gym floors
6. We’re used to poles of all sizes
5. We strive for the perfect performance
4. We work well with our hands
3. We’re very flexible
2. We always want to be on top

1. We love making people scream and yell!

                                                                                     Sorry for calling you a bitcccccch.
                                                                               
                                                                                     I thought you already knew.
ELLEN SHOULD WIN AN OSCAR FOR BEING ELLEN

"AND THE OSCAR FOR THE BEST ELLEN DEGENERES GOES TO..... ELLEN DEGENERES'

"AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST LEONARDO DECAPRIO GOES TO....ELLEN DEGENERES"
So There Was This Spider On My Bed,
I Started Screaming,
Lillie Grabbed A Book and Started Hitting It,
Lucky That Book Was A Bible,
The Spider Dies Holy
R.I.P
-Rupert-
An Honest Spider, He Died Too Young :
 
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I have been on book strike
ever since I read the ending of The Fault In Our Stars
I haven't read in months, because I am forever sobbing over it







 
f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3





So, I have an iPhone and it has one of those lifeproof cases, right? Well sometimes I take it into the shower so I can text


people (Don't judge). So, my homescreen is of my boyfriend and I, and every time I have to unlock my phone to text, I legit


have to like, keep my phone out of the shower, and cover myself with the curtain, cause I always think pictures can actually see


me.... And I was in the shower.... So yeah.  That's all...





 



Apologizing does not always
mean you're wrong and the
other person is right. It means
you value your relationship
more than your ego.

 

Maybe Love is in New York City,
already
asleep.
You
are in California, Australia,
wide awak
e.
Maybe Love
is always in the wrong timezone.
Maybe
Love is not ready for you.
Maybe you are not ready for Love.
Maybe
Love just is not the marrying type.
Maybe the next time you see Love is twenty years after the divorce.
Love looks older now but just as beautiful as you remembered.
Maybe
Love is only there for a month.
Maybe L
ove is there for every firework,
every b
irthday party,
every hospital visit.
Ma
ybe Love stays.
Maybe Love can't
.
May
be Love shouldn't. 
Love arrives exactly when Love is supposed to.
A
nd Love leaves exactly when Love must.
W
hen Love arrives,
say, "
Welcome, make yourself comfortable."
If Love leaves,
ask h
er to leave the door open behind her,
tu
rn off the music,
listen t
o the quiet,
whisper, "Thank you for stopping by."