spottedleaf

Status: I wanna be the girl, that some guy says about me, "She's waaay outta my league" to his friends.
Joined: April 23, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 294559
Location: Someone, Somewhere
Gender: F
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Quotes by spottedleaf

            

               WHY I TURN ON THE T.V.

5% to actually watch it
95% as background noise to feel less lonely while on the internet




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                Google the word 'askew'




                                                    Nice one, Google!
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                    Why are there never any good side effects?

     I just wish that I could someday read a medication's label and see

     WARNING! SIDE EFFECTS MAY CAUSE EXTREME SEXINESS



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                         I wrote 'swag' on a sticky note
                         and stuck it on my lightswitch
                                    That way I can
                              wake up everyday and
                                   turn my swag on


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      People think that I'm quiet because I'm shy


     Really, I've just been judging them from afar, and determining that they are all complete idiots




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THAT MOMENT
WHEN YOU START TALKING
TO YOURSELF
AND YOU START
SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT
BECAUSE YOUR JUST THAT
HILARIOUS

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     that ADRENALINE rush you get
  
       
            
         when you eat ice cream straight from the carton


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              the way to a man's heart is through food

                                         haha, just kidding  




                    that's the way to a woman's heart


                                                                                                              
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                                some people come into our lives
                                                             and leave a mark

                              whether or not that mark is erased

                                   is up to you


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