spottedleaf

Status: I wanna be the girl, that some guy says about me, "She's waaay outta my league" to his friends.
Joined: April 23, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 294559
Location: Someone, Somewhere
Gender: F
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me:i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me:wakes up march 27th, 2098.
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your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nu.de
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I just saw a little girl get a "You're #1" sticker.
She read it, "You're hashtag one."
We're doomed.

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What if we all looked the way we wanted?
Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about 
money washed away.Your love life is exactly the
way you pictured it.Do you think we’d all be happier?
Or would we just find new things to hate?
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how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help
 


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"I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘Hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘Hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘Hi I really miss you and I think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate. Why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble."
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hoes be like "hoes be like" but they be the hoes that be like
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you guys don't understand. witty in 2011 & 2012 was sick.
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Friends Mum:Oh you watch BBC Sherlock?
Me:Religiously, do you?
Friends Mum:I do too! It's brilliant.
Me:I know right? And the actors are amazing.
Friends Mum:Benedict Cumberbatch, isn't that his name?
Me:That's him, I idolize the man...
Friends Mum:I want him to tie me too a chair and just talk to me with that voice of his...
Me:
Friends Mum: 
Me:
Friends Mum:
Me:
Friends Mum:
Me:
Friends Mum:
Me:Me too.
Friends Mum:I wont tell your parents if you don't tell my kids.
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My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma:What?
BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
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