squarerootofnegativeone

Status: SO MANY TYPOS AKLJSHFKL
Joined: September 22, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: February 13
user id: 331633
Gender: F

 

 
 
STATUS: I'm going to have a summer fling. Get on my level, suckers
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squarerootofnegativeone's Favorite Quotes

“Life has two rules: #1 Never quit #2 Always remember rule # 1.”
 - Unknown





 
            aristotle:  we are what we repeatedly do.

            plato: well then i guess im YOUR MOM

            plato: *high fives socrates*
 





 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 
 









having witty friends
is really great. I often refer to
you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york”
and it makes people think I’m

very well traveled when
really I’ve just spent a lot of
time on the Internet.



 





 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 
 
Other people with their friends:
Random Girl #1: Hey, let's talk about guys and makeup!!
Random Girl #2: OKAY!!


Me and my friends:
Me (In a fancy voice): Shorty had them apple bottom jeans
Friend (In suprised voice): JEANS?!
Me (Still in proper voice): Boots with the fur! (Shakes head sadly) *sigh* With the fur...
Friend (In proper voice): Was the WHOLE CLUB looking at her?!
Me: Yes, she hit the floor
Friend: SHE HIT THE FLOOR?!
Me: Yep, and next thing you know-
Both of us: DAT SHORTY GOT LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW.









Aubrey: The Trebles don't respect us, and if we let them penetrate us, we are giving them our power.
Fat Amy: Not a good enough reason to use the word penetrate.


If you know where this is from... fave <3


 





















IF WITTY CLOSES
I may actually have a social life...

 Oh, who am I kidding?


 C L E A N   U P   W I T T Y  2013



















 
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But oh, I'm staring at the mess I made.


Wittians As Moms #3
*love advice*

Us:
 Just remember, don't hold back when you're chosing your guy. I never thought I'd end up with Harry, but look at us now!
Our kids: But Mom, Dad's name is John...

Us:
Our kids:
Us:
Our Kids:

Us: I mentally married Harry Styles.


(Thanks for the awesome feedback guys[: gonna post a couple tonight, don't forget to followww! and hit me up on chat sometime!)

Wittians As Moms #4

Us:
 So I was on Witty today, and...
Our kids: Mom, Witty? Still?

Us:
Our kids:
Us:
Our Kids:

Us: Always.


(not so many faves on the last one, should I keep it up?)

Wittians As Moms #5

Our Kids:
 Mom, I want to learn how to tumble
Us: Oh, sweety, it isn't hard! You just make a blog name, find some good people to follow, and..

Our kids:
Us:
Our Kids:

Us: Oh, you meant like, cheerleading..


(not so many faves on the last one, should I keep it up?)