squealy321
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Imagine
if you called a wrong number, and
the person you called was a
celebrity
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Lady Gaga.
REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
10. NO white pants that week.
11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
14. boys are 10x more annoying.
15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
20. you wish you weren't a girl.
21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
nmf.
Hey
Guys!
please read this?
-So I emailed the head of
Witty & I told him that we
really should have notifications.
&& he said that if THIS quote gets
5,000 ❤'s...
witty will then have notifications!
please fav this
xoxo
Fav if;
You are shorter than
5'8...
:D
I can't wait to get married,
because it's like a sleepover every night with your best
friend.
-my little brother's friend.
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Dear Teachers, if I sit next to
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my best friend, I'll whisper to her. If
you move me away, I'll shout to her. It's your
choice.
A boy's
sleepy voice
is seriously the sexiest shittt
ever.
Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..
