squirrel690

Status: i put a condom on my dog's tail C=
Joined: February 12, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 273322
Location: Chicago, IL, USA, North America
Gender: F

Quotes by squirrel690

so my dad, stepmom, and i were hanging up ornaments on the tree just now, and so my stepmom takes a step back and says, "this side needs more balls. when i walk down the stairs, i want to be able to see balls." so my dad complains saying, "you want to see balls? i'll show you balls. just wait, i'll show you balls." i was so surprised and startled when i heard that that i looked up with a shocked expression and started laughing,and when they realized the joke, i got grounded for thinking like that. -_-


I laugh at your claims to bravely take on a zombie apocalypse when most of you can't stand up to a spider.

 


Alphabet me!


A[vailable]- yeha
B[irthday]- November 13th
C[rush]- yes :3
D[rink you last had] orange juice
E[asiest person to talk to] Milexa
F[avorite genre of music] pop
G[ummy bears or gummy worms] gummy worms
H[ad yor first kiss] yeah
I[nstrument] trumpet, vocals
J[uice] mango
K[illed someone] of course (not)
L[ongest trip] i drive/fly everywhere
M[ilkshake flavor] strawberry
N[umber of siblings] younger bro and two older sisters
O[ne wish] infinite more wishes
P[encil or mechanical] pencil
Q[uiet or loud] depends where and when
R[eason to smile] the good things in life
S[ong] U + Ur Hand (P!nk)
T[ime you woke up] 7:25
U[mbrella] huh?
V[eggie] peas
W[arm at the moment] not really
X[rays] never
Y[our favorite animal] okapi
Z[odiac] scorpio


I'm a girl.
I'll get jealous,
Green with envy,
So frustrated that I want to cry.
I'll annoy you,
Get on your nerves,
Bother you.
I'll make you mad,
Make you smile,
Make you sad.
You think you can live without me,
Desert me,
Leave me and not feel any lost.
But you can't.
Because even though i might do all of this,
I'll make you feel good about yourself,
Encourage you,
Be there for you when no one else is.
One day,
You'll realize,
You'll realize just how much you need me.
Or you won't.
But either way,
I'm the only one who will ever love you like I do.
Just remember that.

MY QUOTE.

90% of people marry their 7th -

12th grade love.♥ Since you have

read this, you will be told good

news tonight. If you don't repost

 this, your worst week starts now.

i got nothing to lose, why not. :)
I'm a girl.
I'll get jealous,
Green with envy,
So frustrated that I want to cry.
I'll annoy you,
Get on your nerves,
Bother you.
I'll make you mad,
Make you smile,
Make you sad.
You think you can live without me,
Desert me,
Leave me and not feel any lost.
But you can't.
Because even though i might do all of this,
I'll make you feel good about yourself,
Encourage you,
Be there for you when no one else is.
One day,
You'll realize,
You'll realize just how much you need me.
Or you won't.
But either way,
I'm the only one who will ever love you like I do.
Just remember that.
 
all mine <3

30DayCrushChallenge

Day 1 – Your Crush’s eyes
Day 2 – Your Crush’s hair
Day 3 – Your Crush’s birthday
Day 4 – When you first realised you had a crush.
Day 5 – What animal you think your crush would be
Day 6 – Their taste in music
Day 7 – How long you’ve liked your crush
Day 8 – Your relationship with your crush
Day 9 – How you met your crush
Day 10 – Last time you saw your crush
Day 11 – Your crush’s personality
Day 12 – A song that reminds you of your crush
Day 13 – Your crush’s hugs
Day 14 – Your crush’s sports
Day 15 – Instruments your crush plays
Day 16 – An anagram of their name
Day 17 – How did you meet?
Day 18 – Pets? Cat person or a dog person?
Day 19 – Their middle name
Day 20 – Something they do that drives you crazy
Day 21 – A character that reminds you of your crush
Day 22 – The perfect date with your crush
Day 23 – An extra snippet about your crush
Day 24 – A dream about your crush
Day 25 – You + your crush’s history
Day 26 – How your crush makes you feel
Day 27 – Your crush’s biggest flaw
Day 28 – Last thing you said to your crush
Day 29 – What you love most about them
Day 30 – Your crush’s name
 
My crushes hair
 
black and bieber style <3
 
 
30DayCrushChallenge

Day 1 – Your Crush’s eyes
Day 2 – Your Crush’s hair
Day 3 – Your Crush’s birthday
Day 4 – When you first realised you had a crush.
Day 5 – What animal you think your crush would be
Day 6 – Their taste in music
Day 7 – How long you’ve liked your crush
Day 8 – Your relationship with your crush
Day 9 – How you met your crush
Day 10 – Last time you saw your crush
Day 11 – Your crush’s personality
Day 12 – A song that reminds you of your crush
Day 13 – Your crush’s hugs
Day 14 – Your crush’s sports
Day 15 – Instruments your crush plays
Day 16 – An anagram of their name
Day 17 – How did you meet?
Day 18 – Pets? Cat person or a dog person?
Day 19 – Their middle name
Day 20 – Something they do that drives you crazy
Day 21 – A character that reminds you of your crush
Day 22 – The perfect date with your crush
Day 23 – An extra snippet about your crush
Day 24 – A dream about your crush
Day 25 – You + your crush’s history
Day 26 – How your crush makes you feel
Day 27 – Your crush’s biggest flaw
Day 28 – Last thing you said to your crush
Day 29 – What you love most about them
Day 30 – Your crush’s name

Im gonna do all of these in like a day..

My crushes eyes
 
darkest brown ever
 
 
some kid: what do you eat for breakfast?

me: *sarcasm* oh i eat douchebags.

 

Chin up, gorgeous,
or the world around you will fall apart.

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