squishy

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Joined: December 30, 2011
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About Me
I'm awesome at advise... espeacially relationship/ break up advise. Follow me and I will totally follow you back babe!
And other stuff..
Keep witty funny! I love to laugh!

















































Sqishy :)

Quotes by squishy

11:00 oclock with friends:
night just started
11:00 when your supposed to be awake babysitting:
zzzzzzzz
there should be notifications when some one comments on a quote you have commented on. Steve? Do your thing
that feeling when...

you can actually feel your heart break
that feeling when...

you can't figure out what hurts.
maybe its a tummy ache, maybe your hungry, maybe its cramps or maybe your sore. who the he11 knows???
Advice to all those girls who have never been kissed, never had a boyfriend, never been called beautiful:

HE IS NOT WORTH IT IF HE DOESN'T APPRECIATE YOU!!!

1. If you like a guy DONT tell him you like him. FLIRT!!! If he doesnt get the hint and ask you out then he is not smart enough for you.

2. if your too afraid to talk to your crush the how will you talk to him when he is your boyfriend? Crush on someone you are comortable with!

3. Lastly, TODAY YOU ARE YOU THAT IS TRUER THAN TRUE THERE IS NO ONE ALIVE WHO IS YOUER THAN YOU!!!! (-dr. suess) Never ever let a guy make you think you are worthless. I was never called pretty, hot, or beautiful until i met knew people in high school. Sometimes the people around you are just to used to your hotness and dont point it out anymore. So be confident! Confidence is more attractive than makeup
eating a banana while walking down the street is like doing a public orgy;)





Okay ladies, let's all agree on one thing,
when you are at a party or a dance
and some ugly/fat guy starts grinding on your bestie.
Tell her to
GET THE F0CK OFF OF HIM!!








 

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Dear Microsoft Word,
  

I'm pretty sure I spelled my name correctly
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