squishy
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nmf
Soooo, anyone have any idea what to do for my birthday?
I've already heard laser tagwhich let's be honest is hard to beat
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You could each go to a different car dealership, you know, the ones that give out free coffee and make you feel at home, and take the same model car out for a test drive (along with a smoothtalking salesman of course). The meet up with each other at a predetermined loctation like an arena or a small feild or some place like that. Then you park the cars in an inescapable ring. Force all of the salespeople into the ring with some fake but intimidating mideval weapons and tell them you will buy the car from whoever lives. It's cheaper than a movie and, hey, free coffee.
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nmf.
Soooo, anyone have any idea what to do for my birthday?
I've already heard laser tagwhich let's be honest is hard to beat
11 minutes
ago · Like ·
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You could each go to a different car dealership, you know, the ones that give out free coffee and make you feel at home, and take the same model car out for a test drive (along with a smoothtalking salesman of course). The meet up with each other at a predetermined loctation like an arena or a small feild or some place like that. Then you park the cars in an inescapable ring. Force all of the salespeople into the ring with some fake but intimidating mideval weapons and tell them you will buy the car from whoever lives. It's cheaper than a movie and, hey, free coffee.
5 minutes ago · Like Comment
nmf.
I used to
come home after a terrible day
and go on Witty...
in 5 minutes
everything was
better.
BUT NOW... I
come home crying and
I go on Witty
and cry some
more.
You know why?
Because
people aren't thinking about how what they say
hurts.
Even though
it's Witty
it is still bullying.
So like♥
this quote to sign the pledge to
Watch Your Witty
Words
then post a
comment on what
kind of bullying you see.
The last
step is to STOP
the mean and hurtful quotes and comments.
Make
someone's day, don't ruin it.
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.