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I'm awesome at advise... espeacially relationship/ break up advise. Follow me and I will totally follow you back babe!
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Toddlers & Tiaras
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Future 16 and Pregnant
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Legendary
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Barney Stinson
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Bath & Body Works
(noun)
Store where every lotion, spray, and soap
smells like heaven...
until you buy it
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Drunk
(verb)
I love juice!
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Swim Meet
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Endless supply of hot shirtless guys
and the occasional fat wannabe
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Google Doodle
(noun)
The reason I know
Mr. Zipper Inventor Man's Birthday
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Teacup Pig
(noun)
Omg you have a teacup pig!
marry me?
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Late.
(adjective)
O my god
I'm pregnant
I am a pregnant effing virgin.
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Busy Day
(noun)
Harry Potter marathon on
ABC Family
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Hottest Guy in the World
(noun)
Average guy
with amazing abs
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