squishy

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Joined: December 30, 2011
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About Me
I'm awesome at advise... espeacially relationship/ break up advise. Follow me and I will totally follow you back babe!
And other stuff..
Keep witty funny! I love to laugh!

















































Sqishy :)

Quotes by squishy




Dictionary of Me #19





Toddlers & Tiaras

(noun)


Future 16 and Pregnant



 



Dictionary of Me #18





Legendary

(adjective)


Barney Stinson




 



Dictionary of Me #17





Bath & Body Works

(noun)


Store where every lotion, spray, and soap
smells like heaven...
until you buy it



 



Dictionary of Me #16





Drunk

(verb)



I love juice!



 



Dictionary of Me #15





Swim Meet

(noun)


Endless supply of hot shirtless guys
and the occasional fat wannabe 



 



Dictionary of Me #14





Google Doodle

(noun)


The reason I know
Mr. Zipper Inventor Man's Birthday



 



Dictionary of Me #13





Teacup Pig

(noun)


Omg you have a teacup pig!
marry me? 



 



Dictionary of Me #12





Late.

(adjective)


O my god
I'm pregnant
I am a pregnant effing virgin. 



 



Dictionary of Me #12





Busy Day

(noun)


Harry Potter marathon on
ABC Family 



 




Dictionary oMe #11





Hottest Guy in the World

(noun)


Average guy
with amazing abs 

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