squishy

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Joined: December 30, 2011
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About Me
I'm awesome at advise... espeacially relationship/ break up advise. Follow me and I will totally follow you back babe!
And other stuff..
Keep witty funny! I love to laugh!

















































Sqishy :)

Quotes by squishy




Dictionary oMe #10





Skinny

(adjective)



Every girl in the world...

but me. 




Dictionary of Me #9





Huge Bug

(noun)


Any bug bigger
than my pinky nail 



 



Dictionary of Me #8





Starving

(adjective)


haven't eaten anything
in a whole 3 hours 



 



Dictionary of Me #7





Drawing

(verb)


The attempt at creating a
beautiful perice of art...
but ending up with a new paper 
basketball 



 



Dictionary of Me #6





k

(phrase)


everything is definitly
NOT okay 

 



Dictionary of Me #5





Nail Art

(phrase)


The art of trying really hard 
to paint something that


a) ends up looking like sh*t



b) gets messed up in 0.02 seconds 



 

When taking a dog for a
drive there is no way he can unterstand 
that you are controlling the car.

He doesn't get that you turning 
the wheel and pushing the pedal is
actually moving the vehicle.

He must think that both of you just
walk out into this adventure box, and wisk
off to a mystery location- maybe the park or the
vet. You just roll the dice and go on 
adventures together.

Dogs life.
 




Dictionary of Me #4





Bacon

(noun)


The main reason 
I am not a vegatarian 

 



Dictionary of Me #3





Broke

(adjective)


1. when you actually have no money

2. when you really don'y want to "loan" your friend more money for starbucks
 

 



Dictionary of Me #2





Siblings

(noun)


reminders that your
parent did it... many times 

 
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