standstill_lookpretty

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Joined: April 22, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 294155
Location: Australia
Gender: F

 


Having a bad day? Here's a photo of a corgi in a mailbox



 

photographs:







baby kat








 


about my quotes:
ok well some are mine, but most are quotes from people or tv shows or movies or lyrics
a couple of them are memes, and the ones that don't fit into any of those catergories
are most likely off some random quote site. i don't get my quotes off tumblr but some
might be on there because they're quotes and quotes are usually on more than on site

Credit to PaperLung for this box thingy c:     

Quotes by standstill_lookpretty


bart: what do we need church shoes for? jesus wore sandals
homer: well maybe if he had better arch support they wouldn't have caught him.
 

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Whenever I like a guy he either:
- Doesn't know I exist
- Doesn't like me back
- Likes one of my friends
- Pushes me away
- Tells me some crap about just being friends
- Asks me out as a joke
- Pretends he doesn't know about me liking him
- Is liked by one of my best friends 
- Likes a prettier girl
- Likes a sluut
- Only wants to go out to hook up
- Hates all of my friends
- Leads me on
- Never finds out
 

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'We can't help ourselves.

We see a line, we want to cross it. Maybe it's the thrill
of trading the familiar for the unfamiliar. A sort of personal
dare.  The only problem is, once you've crossed it, it's almost
impossible to go back.'
 


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My dog did it. I scraped it on a fence. I've never even seen that cut before. I accidentally scratched myself with my nails. It's just a little cut, don't even worry. I dropped a plate last night and cut myself on one of the pieces. I tripped and fell in a bush. I didn't notice it was there, now you that you mention it. It was my cat. On a coat hanger when I was putting the washing away. Helping my dad with building some chairs. I scraped it on a nail. It happened when I was sewing. I don't know. My dog did it. I scraped it on a fence. I've never even seen that cut before. I accidentally scratched myself with my nails. It's just a little cut, don't even worry. I dropped a plate last night and cut myself on one of the pieces. I tripped and fell in a bush. I didn't notice it was there, now you that you mention it. It was my cat. On a coat hanger when I was putting the washing away. Helping my dad with building some chairs. I scraped it on a nail. It happened when I was sewing. I don't know. My dog did it. I scraped it on a fence. I've never even seen that cut before. I accidentally scratched myself with my nails. It's just a little cut, don't even worry. I dropped a plate last night and cut myself on one of the pieces. I tripped and fell in a bush. I didn't notice it was there, now you that you mention it. It was my cat. On a coat hanger when I was putting the washing away. Helping my dad with building some chairs. I scraped it on a nail. It happened when I was sewing. I don't know. My dog did it. I scraped it on a fence. I've never even seen that cut before. I accidentally scratched myself with my nails. It's just a little cut, don't even worry. I dropped a plate last night and cut myself on one of the pieces. I tripped and fell in a bush. I didn't notice it was there, now you that you mention it. It was my cat. On a coat hanger when I was putting the washing away. Helping my dad with building some chairs. I scraped it on a nail. It happened when I was sewing. I don't know. My dog did it. I scraped it on a fence. I've never even seen that cut before. I accidentally scratched myself with my nails. It's just a little cut, don't even worry. I dropped a plate last night and cut myself on one of the pieces. I tripped and fell in a bush. I didn't notice it was there, now you that you mention it. It was my cat. On a coat hanger when I was putting the washing away. Helping my dad with building some chairs. I scraped it on a nail. It happened when I was sewing. I don't know. My dog clawed me. I scraped it on a fence. I've never even seen that cut before. My dog did it. I scraped it on a fence. I've never even seen that cut before. I accidentally scratched myself with my nails. It's just a little cut, don't even worry. I dropped a plate last night and cut myself on one of the pieces. I tripped and fell in a bush. I didn't notice it was there, now you that you mention it. It was my cat. On a coat hanger when I was putting the washing away. Helping my dad with building some chairs. I scraped it on a nail. It happened when I was sewing. I don't know. My dog did it. I scraped it on a fence. I've never even seen that cut before. I accidentally scratched myself with my nails. It's just a little cut, don't even worry. I didn't notice it was there, now you that you mention it. It was my cat. On a coat hanger when I was putting the washing away. Helping my dad with building some chairs. I scraped it on a nail. It happened when I was sewing. I dropped a plate last night and cut myself. My dog did it. I scraped it on a fence. I've never even seen that cut before. I accidentally scratched myself with my nails. It's just a little cut, don't even worry. 
'What's
that
cut
from?'

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it's always have,
b u t   n e v e r   h o l d ,  y o u  b e g i n  t o  f e e l  l i k e  h o m e .
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people who makes quotes about the drama on witty then end up causing more drama
 
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they   were   in   love.
you could tell just by the way they looked at each other, like they had
the most wonderful secret in the world between them.
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english teacher: my throat's so sore today
boy in my class: maybe we should try something else tonight, sir?


 
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what always happens: a guy likes my friend, talks to me a lot about her, gets me to ask her if she likes him, she says she doesn't, i can't bring myself to tell him so i try to talk him out of it without being too direct, he asks her out anyway then it's all my fault when she says no.

 
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