& My 15 year old Step-Brother:
*reading one direction magazine*
Koby: thats one direction right?
Me: Yeah! How'd you know?
Koby: You talk about them all the time.
Me: *shows him poster of all of them*
Koby: *points in order* Harry, Niall, Zayn, Liam and Louis.
Koby: Harry looks like the flirt... his got that 'come at me
Me: Go on...
Koby: Niall's probably the sweet one, he looks
Koby: Zayn's like, 'look-at-my-quiff-man'.
Koby: You can tell Liam's like the sensible one just by the
way he dresses and how he holds himself.
Koby: No offence but Louis dresses really gay... okay, fine. He
dresses like a sailor.
Koby: Hmm, who's Kevin.
Koby: Oh, he's a pigeon made famous by Louis.
Koby: Oh, Louis and Niall are afraid of birds.
Koby: Oh, Liam has a girlfriend, Danielle.
Koby: Oh, Zayn's middle name is Javaad.
Koby: Oh, Harry's favourite food is tacos.
Koby: Oh -
Me: JUST TAKE THE MAGAZINE AND GO TO YOUR BEDROOM.
He owns that magazine now. -_-