staystrongchance
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My friend James is in a
coma
Please.. Pray for him.
He is a lovely boy. And he has a great soul.
I hope he'll get better.
Send him some good comments.
JamesWitty is his username.
I love you Jamie Boy.
Please , be
okay..
Dad: I think we all need to do something more useful in our lives.
Mom: Yeah. Like I will start taking longer walks.
Dad: I'm going to focus more on building my buisnesses.
Sister: I'm gonna get a better job.
Sister: I'm gonna get better grades for college..
Brother: I'm gonna work out more and get bigger for sports.
Me: I'm gonna make better quotes
Mom:
Dad:
Sister:
Sister:
Brother:
Me: I mean better grades
Girl Dies: Why did you go in the basement? The creepy guy said to NEVER go in the basement. Good thing your dead your stupidity probably would've killed other people too. -__-
Animal Dies: DIRECTOR! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN. >.<
I wanna do this before my one year anniversary on Witty which is September 6th.
Please help!
It's only been a
week, but it feels like forever since I've seen
his smiling face. I've been in bed, trying to get
it through my head that he's really gone. I want to
packup and head back up to the hospital, but I know he
won't be there. I've gotten about 20 letters in the
mail, but I haven't opened any of them because the
reminder hurts more than anything. It's hard to
wake up in the morning, because I have nothing to do with
my life. I lost 90% of my friends because I was up in the
hospital all summer with Chance. I'm
actually going to ask my mom to send me to crosspoint,
so I can get better. It's my choice, and as
of right now I can't get ahold of reality. It
could be a while before I update again, but thank you all
so much for being there for me. Witty is truely a miracle.
Thank you, from the bottom of my heart to the
top.
RestEasyChanceLee<3
Me: *reading one direction magazine*
Koby: thats one direction right?
Me: Yeah! How'd you know?
Koby: You talk about them all the time.
Me: *shows him poster of all of them*
Koby: *points in order* Harry, Niall, Zayn, Liam and Louis.
Me: O.O
Koby: Harry looks like the flirt... his got that 'come at me ladies' smile.
Me: Go on...
Koby: Niall's probably the sweet one, he looks protectable.
Koby: Zayn's like, 'look-at-my-quiff-man'.
Koby: You can tell Liam's like the sensible one just by the way he dresses and how he holds himself.
Koby: No offence but Louis dresses really gay... okay, fine. He dresses like a sailor.
Koby: Hmm, who's Kevin.
Koby: Oh, he's a pigeon made famous by Louis.
Koby: Oh, Louis and Niall are afraid of birds.
Koby: Oh, Liam has a girlfriend, Danielle.
Koby: Oh, Zayn's middle name is Javaad.
Koby: Oh, Harry's favourite food is tacos.
Koby: Oh -
Me: JUST TAKE THE MAGAZINE AND GO TO YOUR BEDROOM.
He owns that magazine now. -_-
true story.
true story
English Teacher: Ok class, today I want you to write a story that contains fear, romance, and mystery. I also want you to write it in the fewest number of words possible.
Girl writes: "I think I'm pregnant."
The girl got an "A".
Dear Girls,
Sincerely, 'My eyes are up here!"
