A
teacher asked her students how to be polite
& tell a girl he has to use the bathroom at a dinner
table.
The 1st boy said: Excuse me I have
to pee.
The 2nd boy said: May I leave to go to the
bathroom?
The 3rd boy said:
Darling, may I
please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very
dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after
dinner.
The teacher
fainted.