Kid: Normally,
at night, mommy makes me take a bath
Tina the babysitter: Okay!
Kid : Usually mommy gets in the bath with me
Tina: uhh okaay...
Kid: Mommy usually lets me touch her belly
button
Tina: Really? Um okaay
...
Tina: HEEY! THATS NOT MY BELLY BUTTON!
Kid: Thats not my finger(;