A mother passing
by her daughter's bedroom was astonished
to see the bed was nicely made and everything
was picked up. Then she saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the center of the
bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With
the worst premonition, she opened the
envelope and read the letter with trembling
hands:
Dear Mom: It is
with great regret and sorrow that I'm
writing you. I had to elope with my new
boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Dad and you. I've been finding real
passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even
with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and
his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only
the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed
said that we will be very happy. He already
owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack
of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to
have many more children with me and
that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed
taught me that marijuana doesn't really
hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for
us and trading it with his friends for all
the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the
meantime, we'll pray that science will
find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better;
he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom,
I'm 15 years old now and I know how to
take care of myself. Someday I'm sure
we'll be back to visit so you can get to
know your grand children.
Your
daughter, Judith
PS:
Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over
at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in
life than my report card that's in my
desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it
is safe for me to come
home.
Haha
this story is
hilarious!
It made me crack up. Haha. not
mine (: