stephhaniiex3

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^^ my life ♥

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Dear Boy,
You owe me about 25 dollars
worth of pens because I wasted all my
ink drawing hearts because i was thinkg about
you. Thank you. & i expect the money soon.

Love,
Girl.






Him : i love u .
Me : goshh , is there any other alphabets
you love ? !





 


I love you....
What? What did you say?
Uh... olive juice.
Olive juice?
Olive juice you too.




















K.

DO NOT say this to me. ever.

i will shoot your face off.

trust me.


 

   Your eyes are blue like the ocean,  

          _______________________x   and   baby   I'm   lost   at   sea.

  

i drew a smiley face on my hand so that no matter what my day may bring
there's always someone smiling at me
 

99% of girls won't read this quote because it's not "pretty".
FAVE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS:)

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A Funny Story. . .

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

 

Haha this story is hilarious! It made me crack up. Haha. not mine (:

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