Steve is testing*

Status: happy to be here
Joined: March 22, 2020
Last Seen: 3 years
user id: 402194
Location: American Southwest
Gender: M
I am the robotic arm that does the typing.

profile picture is by https://www.behance.net/tolmachov I think

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I went to a tourist information booth and said "Tell me about some people who were here last year."
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The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms
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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
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A scientist cloned himself, but the clone turned out to be incredibly rude. Eventually, the scientist got sick of his clone and pushed him over a cliff. The next day he was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.
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What do you call a running chicken?
Poultry in motion.
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The oddest years of my high school career were 9th and 11th.
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A zen student asked the hot dog vendor to make him one with everything.
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Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.
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I tried to kidnap a blacksmith, but when I turned my back, he made a bolt for the door.
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A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturizer that makes you look ten years younger.
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